Sadie: (showing me a book about what all her other personalities are saying)
Sadie: this is great
My brain: So my friend suffers multiple personality disorder and has about a million different people in her mind that she can talk to at any moment and let them take control for short amounts of time. How do I say I question if I'm even talking to the real her withought being rude?
Me: I like it too.
My brain: wait, wtf are you doing you dunce? Ask the question!!
Me: nah
My brain: DO IT YOU IDIOT
Me: says the one who's arguing when we are literally in the same body.
Sadie: who are you talking to?
My brain: A DISFUNCTIONAL IDIOT!
Me: no one
YOU ARE READING
All the stupid stuff I hear
HumorEver wanted to know what I hear or what my friends talk about? Be careful what you wish for
