Santa Claus Is Real

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"Donald, Hilary! You're finally here!"

"JACOB!!!"

The three individuals hugged each other and were told to go to Jacob's room so that they wouldn't cause a disturbance to the adults who were updating each other about their daily life struggles. They all gathered on Jacob's disney-looking bed and started talking about their presents.

"Did you guys receive presents from Santa Claus? I woke up super early to check for my presents but it wasn't there and I was so sad." Donald started

"Donald, maybe it's because you were on Santa's naughty list for eating all the cookies when we were supposed to share!" Jacob chuckled

"I couldn't resist the cookies! They were chocolate chip cookies okay." Donald said pouting like a toddler

"Donald, Santa Claus doesn't exist." Hilary said bluntly

"Ehh? What do you mean, Hilary? Santa Claus is real! He was at the mall near my house! I met him yesterday with my Mummy and Daddy."

"Donald, don't tell me you actually think Santa Claus climbs down the chimney and puts actual present under your tree right...?" Jacob asked

"Of course he does! How else is he going to get into our houses?" Donald stated

"Donald, Santa Claus doesn't exist." Hilary said in a monotone voice not giving a damn about Donald's feelings

"I don't believe you guys! He exists okay and so does the tooth fairy!" Donald says pouting once again

Jacob and Hilary looked at each other with disbelief at the man in front of them who was supposed to be the oldest amongst the 3 of them.

"They don't exist." Hilary said as blunt as ever

"They exist!" Donald fired back

"They don't!"

"THEY DO!"

"Your house doesn't even have a chimney in the first place!" Hilary stated

"Oh my god, that's true... WHAT IF SANTA GOT STUCK IN ONE OF THE PIPES THINKING THAT IT WAS THE WAY TO MY HOUSE?"

Donald started crying which caught Jacob and Hilary off guard. He was bawling and saying stuff like 'I killed Santa Claus' which was ridiculous. Jacob quickly grabbed his present for Donald and gave it to him and he stopped crying immediately.

"Donald! You didn't kill Santa actually he got lost on the way to your home so he told me to give this to you!" Jacob said trying to calm down his boyfriend

"Really? See that Hilary? SANTA CLAUS IS REAL."

"God bless you Donald Trump."

A/N: What the hell did I just write? Idek, I'm sorry, It's not even Christmas lol

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