Remember: Newton fig newtons or other pun
Essex rebellion: Earl of Essex Earl Grey Tea
Colonization to the spice islands: Cinnamon Rolls? Something woth spices?
Anglo-Spanish Wars: Anglo-Spanish bars http://www.justapinch.com/recipes/dessert/cake/a-ps-spanish-bar-cake.html
Mary Queen of Scots is put to death: Butter-Scots http://busycooks.about.com/od/barcookierecipes/r/butterscotbrown.htm
Saint Bartholemew massacre: ???
A good work music
http://8tracks.com/kingschultzies/when-in-france
Wee Wee
Bonjour
HEHehe WEe wee
INSULTS
By my trowth, thou dost make the millstone seem as a feather what widst thy lard-bloated footfall!
A pox upon thee!
"May thy hammer be brittle!" "May thy plow seize!"
"May thou suffer fallow fields! May thy mares be barren, and thy tongue be leaden!"
http://www.inkalicious.com/elizabethan.html
Thats your new nmae
http://distilleryimage0.ak.instagram.com/451b2614935b11e38b20124d02dddc8c_8.jpg
Fukin hell that biych is mine. <3
And hot
And sexi
And coooool
Whas cooler than being cool
ICE COLd
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Does eyes on that boy tho