What the fuck is wrong with my life

Ugh

So
My mom
Says that we are going out
To get dinner
She says
I can pick
And I pick KFC
And when we get there, only the drive through is open
But then
She says
"Nope
We are going to Wendy's"
And she turns around
To go to the Wendy's.
And a few months ago
I said
That I am not eating any animals that are smarter than dogs
And pigs, are smarter than dogs
And as you know
Wendy's puts bacon on almost everything
And I can only get a fucking chicken sandwich
And that is it
I officially
Hate
Mother fucking
Wendy's