I Fucked with my Beaver

I was walking home with my pet beaver. As I stumbled across a pet platypus. Then my beaver ate the platypus with its butt...

I told Beavs to stop and poop him back out, so he did put he was kind disoriented. He kinda had turn white...

This was no normal day, this was the day my beaver had gone through his first steps of puberty...

As i was giving my gerbil a sponge bath with my sisters barbie hair bursh, was thinking on how beaver was acting up like this... I mean I know that your body has needs, but that is kind when your in private. I think i seriously need to have a talk with beaver. So as i was about to call in beaver to come talk. I turned around just to find that the beaver was air humping me... So i yelled at him to cut the crap and to leave this house immediately. So after he left, I thought to myself how he might be gay. so as I turned back around to get Nibbles's towel just to find him air humping me again.

After nibbles was all clean, i sat down with beaver and had the sex talk with him. He told me that he just wanted to impress me with his sexual acts and abusement towards the platypus.

I told him that, that would never impress me considering how bad of a job you did, i also told him how he might be going through the first few stages of puberty. I also asked him if he was gay because of his sexual acts towards me...

Beavs told me that he wanted to impress me by having sex with a girl and that he also wanted to hide the fact that he was gay and that he was ashamed of it.

I told him that he shouldn't be ashamed of who he is, and then I asked him if he wore a condom to prevent the platypus from having beaver platypus babies.

He told me that having a condom on is too constricting and that you dont get the full experience.

Than i told him that he wont be a good fit dad considering how much different he is from a platypus and that he wouldnt be able to handle it considering that he is gay and dosent like condoms.

THE END JUST KIDDING

EVENTUALLY..... I found Beaver humping my (boy) gerbil. He died a very slow and painful death. After a couple hours I found him in my bedroom wearing a thong and listening to Miley Cyrus and sticking a fake dick in him but hole. At dinner he told me that he had to go take a poop, so i followed him to the "bathroom" just to find him watching porn, ordering porn, and getting on his thong. I'm not quite sure if he goes to gay bars and whatever but i defiantly know he is gay.... I have come home from playing basketball before just to find him wearing high heals and putting on makeup!!!! He is just so GAY!! It is so hard to live with a gay talking beaver that plays minecraft. He tells me that he's going to play minecraft but he actually is using MY credit card to order the "Juicy Boys." He is so dumb, even when he knows i am finding him and watching what he is doing, he still does it... I really wish he wasn't gay or at least tried to be like a girl. I really wish my gerbil was alive and healthy, he was my best talking buddy. Even though he couldn't talk, he still was good to get my thoughts out..... At least i have my pet snake (for now).

After my Beaver was just about humping everything in the house, it kinda turned into to a horror movie.... Beaver was running around humping everything and everyone! I went to bed with my PJ's on, and i woke up naked the next day and i was covered in beaver sperm... I really am thinking about giving Beavs up to the animal shelter and tell them i found him on the side of the road. That wouldn't be very nice considering that i already told him that i accept whoever he is whenever he is and especially considering that he is a magical talking beaver.

I decided to check my credit card bills and reords, just to make sure that i don't have any over charges.... I do this ever month to manage my account. This time was different.... I found a tone of JuicyBoyz porn ordered online. $70 dollars worth. I also found a tone of new sex toys and penis in-largers ordered. He has over 36 ordered sex toys! That kinda explained the packages that were outside, beaver would go and get them and run to his room and lock the door!

I have a checking and a savings account.... I look in both of my accounts to see how much I owe and how much i have in my savings. I have about $1768 dollars in my saving account and owe $0. I make about 2000 dollars at my job as an accountant. My town home costs about 300 dollars every month. I am left with 700 dollars Each month..... I am looking into investing in a new home security system. It comes with & cameras inside and outside of the house. It costs just over $1000 for the system and instalation. I decided to purchase the thing and get inside eyes on beaver.

A few days later i looked over the nanny came footage and found that beaver has been watching porn (JuicyBoyz) and sticking fake dicks with condoms on the in his mouth and in his butt. He also managed to fit a vibrator in his pee hole. The one thing that surprised me was in his bathroom. I found that he had a collection of vibrators and sex pictures with random strangers (the platypus). But Since beaver doesn't go to school, he sits at home all day doing nothing but watching porn and getting loner boners! :)

SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE-> The Trip!