jhop is luv jhop is live

chatpher neine: cup ills therapee

(last tyme on jhop is luv jhop is live: chole and hoe sock are fine alli married XD congrashulayshuns teeheehee)

I pull a weigh from tha kiss aand look at jhop threw fresh i's. he lewks sew different now we r marrieds. i kannot help butt gasp. my hole persepshin of reality has changed. teers well in my eyes.
"jhop..." I whipser, looking deep in 2 hiz eyez
"I... I..."
"wot is it waifu?" ask jhop
"i..." I stammer
"I want a divorce cos' u look like a horse."

everywun gasps

"O NO SHE DIDNT!" sez gandelf, snapping his fingres in z formayshun

"butt... butt I luv u, Charles." whispers jhop, wif tiers in his eyes. "how could u dew this 2 me?!" hiz voice cracks

"it is ok!" sez dabdab. "I hav a fren who is a grate cupills therapist! she kan save ur relashinship!"

i am re luck tint 2 go to therapy, butt evrywun looks sew hopefill, I give in and sey yes.

"WAHOOOOOOO!" yells kunpimook, whipping nae naeing bottle flipping and dabbing all the weigh to his fren the cupples threapyist, hoo convenientlee lifes just down the rode.

jhop and I try 2 keep up, as we must go to rehab 2 fix hour relationshop.
I reed the sine on the door. it sez
"court knee: pH of love doctoring, Harvard universe city"

she is well qualified. I am now more confidential about dis hole thing.

"hello" a shawt ladie with purr pill hair sez to us. "I am court knee. I will fix ur relashonship." she smils warmly.
"pleas seat down"

I sit, looking arownd the ruum in horror. everi inch of the walls iz covered in pictchas of horsies, reminding me of the trauma I have suffer in mai long relashonshipping with jhop.

Courtney glares. "u no like horsey?" she duz not look happee.

"no..." I say "it's just it remines me of jhop. I am divorce him cos he look like horse.

kourtney and drew gasps. "YOU THINK HORSE IS ARE UGLY!? GET OWT MY OFFICE WRITE NOW!"
she begin to transformers into horrifying monsta ((x) haha see wot I did there) so I oblige and run a weigh as far as I kan.

I keep rUnning and runnin till I reetch Cambodia. I am exhaust. I collapse in tha dirt in teers. my happee marrige with jhop is ovar.

A/N I am sorry 4 make it sad XD teehee lol #soznotsoz