Hi there, if you're reading this, I can assume that you've found my book- The Girl's Guide to Getting Over Really Bad Break-Ups. I can further assume that something about this book has caught your attention, hence why you're reading the author's pre-ramble (I'll try make this go as quickly as possible so we can get down to the good stuff right? Right). Anyway, so yes, I've written the "Girl's Guide to Getting Over Really Bad Break-Ups" and basically I kind of got this idea when a friend of mine and I were talking about how there should be some kind of break up guide out there and well, although this isn't a break up guide per say, as people are all different and we all cope in our various ways, it's just a funny take on what it would possibly be like if there were some kind of guide. Nevertheless, I know it says "The Girl's Guide" but if there are any guy readers out there, it isn't meant to exclude at all. It's just, as a girl, I've always read about the kind of things that girl's do when they've been broken up with (insert images of large tubs of ice-cream, the Notebook, tissues, crying, loud music, crying and eventually the, "Fuck it, I'm better off without him (or her?)" , crying again etc. etc.) , so I guess that's why I've found it easier to write it from that point of view since, I guess I know the large population of females will understand these stereotypical actions.
However, just know that some of the views that some of my characters may hold may not necessarily reflect my own and this book is in no way meant to offend or poke fun at those who have been through rough relationship endings, it's merely all a "lighter take" (if I can say) on the whole thing. Also, if you're going to get offended, I suggest you save your commentary, and scoot your little booty outta here. I don't want no negativity up in here, only constructive criticism (If you don't know what it means look it up). Anyway, don't copy stuff from my story or else I'll hunt you down, I didn't copy anything this is all from my weirdly wonderful imagination yada yada yada... Without further ado...
The Girl's Guide to Getting Over Really Bad Break-Ups!
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The Girl's Guide to Getting Over Really Bad Break-Ups
HumorMiranda Hughson has been dumped 5 times over the course of the last 2 months. The classic excuses being "Baby it's not you, it's me" to "I wasn't ready for a relationship", to, "I'm moving far far away and I can't do the long distance thing," (even...