Virgo: Why is it, when something disastrous and drunk happens, it is always you three?
Sagittarius: *covered in glitter and wearing sunglasses indoors*
Leo: *sporting a hickey the size of planet earth on his neck*
Aries: *with a split lip and a shiner*
Virgo: Just sit down, I'm making you breakfast.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomA guide to some of the most useless but oddly satisfying sh*t ever (I'm a Taurus btw) Comment which sign you are!
