Emma-li

Fili and Emma-Tree

Fili is an ordinary dwarf. Most of the time. Some of the time. Ok you know what? I give up! Fili is not an ordinary dwarf. His interests are weird. Sometimes he spies on his brother Kili with his new girlfriend Tauriel. Fili would walk around his home thinking 'I feel lonely today' and decide to go for a walk. Every single time he would meet a girl. He knew the girl's name. Her name was Emma-Tree. Emma-Tree is his new victim of stalkery. He seemed to like her a lot. In his mind he has strange fantasies; don't worry everybody, they were usually always kept PG. He would imagine them getting married and living a long life together in their dwarven house, with a single child running around asking them to play. Even if Emma-Tree wasn't a Dwarf, who cares?! Tauriel isn't a dwarf but Kili still likes her. So Emma-Tree would go for daily walks near his house and every day he would go out to try to talk to her. He never could though, but he said to himself 'Okay Fili, Today's the day!' He strode out confidently and said "Hi, my name is..... msnhwiddgxixhisbsb What am I doing Bye" and ran back in the house. I cannot do this so he took a nap. Before he could fall asleep, he heard the doorbell-chime thing ring and Fili got up to open the door. With half-lidded eyes he looked at who it was. 'OMG ITS EMMA-TREE WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!' Was what he was thinking. So he got into a 'quote quote' natural pose. And leaned against the door frame. But he missed it and fell over. Emma tree was "0.7 taller than him so it was really cute from her perspective. Poor Fili was only "5.0. Oh well, he's a dwarf. Emma-Tree helped him up and said "Hi Fili, listen, I think you're really nice and cute and I like you a lot." Fili just stared at her dumbfoundedly and let out a small "huh, whut?" So Emma-Tree explained all the times he would come to greet her with a smile and how she gradually came to fall in love with him. He stared at her like she was crazy so she took it the wrong way and said " Oh it's ok if you dont like me that way, I-I'll just go now I guess...". Emma-Tree started to turn around when Fili said "Wait" and Emma-Tree said "Waiting". They both laughed at that for a sec then went back to serious mode. Fili started talking first "I love you Emma-Tree" "I love you too Fili" she replied and then they had their first kiss. Isn't that nice?

17 Years Later.... Yes, 17 years is a long time. Get over it

Priest: You may now kiss the bride
Everyone: Yayyyyyyyyy
Fili and Emma-Tree: Kissssssssssssss

THE END!!!!!!!!!!