Summery the day before this we had a competition on which class would be better and my class won
Fat teacher~*comes in classroom and pulls endless candy out of closet*
Me~ummm why so much candy?
Fat teacher~ for me
Me~ what about us?
Fat teacher~ *hands out one piece of candy to whole class puts rest up*
Me~ why so little are you gonna eat all that by yourselve?
Fat teacher~*sarcastically says* yes
Random classmate~ your gonna get diabetes
Fat teacher~ no I'm not because no one in my family has ever gotten diabetes
Me~*yells* "YOUR GONNA BE THE FIRST"
Class~ *breaks down laughing*
