Friend~heyFriend~hey
Me~what fo you want *frustrated*
Friend~ it's meh your friend
Me~ I Swear to the holy bananas that I will f***in tear apart your soul and feed it to the spiders in my mansion(if you don't get it it's a what alouis says in black butler just exclude the holy bananas part :D)
Friend~ backs away slowly \("×-×)\
Me~calms down notices everybody staring at me
Me~ starts singing I'm sexy and I know it
People~*stare away awkwardly*
Me~stops singing D:
People~leave
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