Pants on Fire

Jack is strapped into a polygraph machine, plastic keeping his arms pinned to his side. Felix had just finished strapping him in and goes to sit down.

"We are going to do a lie detector test. If you lie to me, you get pied. Are you ready?" Felix questions Jack. Jack sighs as he remains strapped. Felix is wearing a white T-shirt with a little person on the left top on his chest, and a black cap with the words, DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN written on it. He's wearing black pants also.

Jack is in a dark T-shirt and black jeans with holes on the knees.

"Don't answer that," Felix said, pointing and the green-haired man.

"Is your accent fake?" Felix questions first. "No," Jack answers without hesitation, his Irish accent clear as a bell in the single word. "Do you have hairy balls?" Felix asks without pausing. Jack makes a face as he answers, "Yes."

"Are you actually Marina Joyce?" Felix asks, not slowing down. "No," Jack answers carefully after a pause. "Are you part of ISIS?" Felix questions, his blue eyes on Jack's. "No," Jack answers with ease. Felix lets out a small laugh, referencing their one twitter joke that got both of them into trouble, even though he was joking.

"Are you a good friend?" Felix asks next. "Yes," Jack answers immediately. "There's no way that can be true, there's no way," Felix says after, looking at the guy. The guy lets him know that it was true. "What?! True?!" Felix cries out. Jack has a proud/smug look on his face. "You think you're a good friend," Felix says as he looks away, as they both begin to laugh. Jack felt happy, glad he was able to joke with his friend with such ease. "That's what that means," Felix continues.

"Yeah that's what telling the truth is , Felix," Jack replies as he chuckles. "Alright, enough of these stupid questions, let's get into the real business," Felix interrupts as Jack lets his head fall down as he continues to laugh.

"Have you ever kissed yourself in the mirror?" Felix questions. "Yes," Jack says after a pause. Felix waits for the guy, who lets him know that Jack was indeed telling the truth. "Oh my God, yeah it's a true," Felix says in a bored tone. "We were all 14 once," Jack replies, causing Felix to chuckle slightly.

"Do you have a crush on Markiplier?" Felix questions and Jack knows this is going to be cut out, along with some of his other answers that were truthful. It would be boring if they were all honest, and he wasn't about to have the world know his true feelings about Mark.

"Yes," Jack answers truthfully. The guy lets Felix know Jack is telling the truth. "Septiplier away!" Felix cheers as they both laugh. It wasn't any new news to the two men, or the crew for that matter, that Jack had a major crush on Mark. Unfortunately, Mark wasn't doing this like Felix, Emma, Ken, Jelle, Jordi, and Josh was. PJ wasn't doing it, but he was questioning Emma, but Cry, Marzia, Brooke, and Mark also weren't doing it.

If Mark had done it, Felix would probably have questioned him, or Ken, and would have asked him how he felt about Jack. Then, Jack would finally know how the YouTuber felt about him. But, instead, Mark wasn't doing it and Jack would remain in ignorance.

"Do you think you're better at YouTube than me?" Felix continues, looking up at Jack. "No," Jack says shaking his head with a small smile on his face. The guy tells Felix that Jack is lying. "You son of a bitch!" Felix cries out. "What?!" Jack yells, surprised as he smiles. He was telling the truth, but the guy wanted to add some fun because Jack hadn't lied yet.

"Ohhhhh! You think you're better than me?" Felix asks, standing up. "No," Jack says with a laugh as Felix gets in his face. "Is that it?" Felix questions all up in Jack's grill. "Can we do that again?" Jack pleads, laughing as he is honestly surprised. "Ohhh, well that's real nice," Felix commented. "Oh wow, what is it? What you think cause you have green hair," Felix pats Jack's left shoulder as Jack laughs, "you're better than me?" Felix asks.