Note: Everyone in this story is around the same age, besides the teachers and the parents.
Athena: September 7, 2023
Dear Diary: I think I'm a good person. I know there's some good in every person, knowing their feelings. But look at this, we're experiencing the first day of senior year!
I wonder what happened to everyone over the summer. It seems... harsher.
Students: Freak! Slut! Bug-eyes! Burnout! Poser! Lard-ass!
Athena: We were so confused,
Unknowingly used,
By those prosecuting brats.Students: Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!
Athena: Reading and writing,
Learning the right things,
Like guilty or innocent?Students: Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!
Athena: Then we got older,
that was the boulder,
and we climbed right over here.(Oh! Sorry!)
Welcome to this school,
This isn't a school,
This is a Courtroom.Catch your breath,
Don't suffocate,
We're graduating soon.Students: Dumb-ass!
Athena: College is our first Heaven
If we don't die by then!
But I know, I know, life will be beautiful.
I pray, I pray, for a blessing.
If we change again,
Then we'll be okay.
We'll be beautiful...[Matt Engarde pushes Ema Skye to the floor.]
Ema: Ow!
Athena: But what's so beautiful about death?
Hey, you okay?Ema: Get away from me, you weirdo!
Students: Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! Homo! Homo!
Athena: Things will get better
Soon as I get jobs
At some random law office.
Wake from this hell,
Wait for the bell,
Then I can get out of here.
Dream to go to Germany,
And meet lost relatives...[Athena runs into Phoenix Wright.]
Phoenix: W-Watch where you're going!
Athena: Fight the urge to run away and commit mass genocide!
[Phoenix accidentally knocks over Athena's lunch tray.]
Phoenix: Oops! Sorry!
Athena: Phoenix Wright, lawyer slash artist. His fifth year of being the shyest kid in school, and BEING A HUGE KLUTZ.
Phoenix: Wh-what?
Athena: Nothing.
Athena and Students: But I know, I know, I know...
This can be beautiful.
I pray, I pray, I pray,
We would be okay.
We were here before,
We can stay here once more.
We can stay beautiful...
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Musically-Inclined Lawyers: Heathers Edition
HumorBasically just the story of Heathers with Ace Attorney characters. Everyone is out of character, just so you know. Also, Phoenix's dad is Marvin Grossberg. Don't Ask™