malalnia: tank u for letting me come to ur home....... dolan was keeping me HOSTESS!!!!!
pepperonties: he keep u hostage? o no!!!!!!! we'll, ur safe here...
wappy: yes..
Wafe sinffles and looks away
peotr: yhhhh wade?????????? can we talk plz...
They get up and walk to the bedroom.
WAD: WHAT DO U WANT??????
petr: baby... what's wrong with u.... I'm GAY!!!!!
peter jumps off the bed like idubbbztv
Waffle House: don't lie2 meme..... I know
you're a bicicyle
patter: NO I AM A GAY! I LVE YOU
nelania hears this and walks to the room to check in
Wafe JUMPS ON MELANNA!!!!
He SMAX her in the TIT and her BOOP pops open and deflates like that one episode of orange is the new black
Melania shrivels up and dies on the floor
Peterman cries. He cries so hard.
So hard
That his dick also gets hard
Little Peter is hard
And Deadpeep is READY to FRICK
wadd pushes pep on the bed and RIPS OFF HIS SPIDEY SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peeper: there's milk in the fridge
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionShort story one shot on the relationship of deadpool and Spider-Man Maybe smut?
