Chapter Two

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by deleted_360

by deleted_360

Meh. I'm bored :}

Dipper walked through the mystery shack, watching people marvel and get over-curious about the dumb, fake attractions his uncle put up. Bill was in his triangle form, in Dippers pocket

He then got an idea.
"Hey pinetree!" He called out.

"Yeah, Bill?" Dipper asked, looking down at him.

"I'm a pocket boyfriend!" Bill shouted.

Dipper blushed and laughed quietly.

"You're silly Bill." He replied.

"I love you." Bill said.

"I love you too." Dipper replied, as he walked out of the shack. He had the journal in his hand, by his side. He wanted to find some more weird things today.

Bill, meanwhile, knew every single creature and where to find them in that book.

Bill flew out of Dippers pocket, and went into his human form. He was taller than Dipper, much taller. Even though, now, Dipper was 18. (Yeah, cause I'm gonna do some smut soon, and I don't want people to just fucking get pissed cause he's actually thirteen. So, he's 18 in this story)

Dipper looked at Bill, giving him a close-eyed smile. Bill blushed a little. He always thought Dipper was so, so beautiful. Especially when he smiled.

Dipper then ran into the forest, running towards particularly nothing.

Bill chuckled, flying after him.

Dipper continued running, until he ran into a deer, that immediately took notice of him, but it didn't run away. It just.. stared at him. And, began approaching him. But, to Dippers surprise, the deers mouth opened up, and all their teeth were taken out. Dipper then growled, turning to Bill.

"Bill!!! What the hell!!" He yelled.

"Whattt?! I was doing something fun!" Bill said in defense.

"Put the teeth back." Dipper demanded.

"Hmmm.. No." Bill said, smirking.

"Put them back, Bill." Dipper warned.

"What are you gonna do, pinetree?? Use your stupid little book on me?" Bill asked. Dipper growled again

"PUT THEM BACK!!" He screamed out.

"Woah, okay." Bill said, laughing, as he returned the deers teeth into it's mouth, as the deer immediately ran away.

"Your unbelievable!" Dipper yelled in frustration, as Bill laughed.

"Well I'm not the one who rages over a deers teeth." Bill teased.

"And I'm not the one who forgets to say I love you!!!!" Dipper yelled, tears of frustration in his eyes, as he ran as fast as he could, away from Bill, as Bill sighed.

"One day. I wanted one normal day. But I can never get that with him." Dipper said to himself, slowing down when he knew he was far enough away from Bill.

Dipper walked more, but, just as he was gonna stop to look at something, he slipped, making him scream very loudly, and fall down a hole of some sorts.

Bill snapped his head to the noise, as he quickly flew to where he thought he heard Dipper scream, but, he saw nothing. No Dipper, no hole. Just grass.

This wasnt good..

Kay, done with this chapter ✌