Einstein married pie, cuzin of Poe, batman's friend Robin layed an egg to make it, the Easter bunny delivered it cos Santa just cudn't fit thru the window, he delivered it to the Muffin Man but the muffins man's big Mac buns skwishd it up while he was at McDonalds and sat on it so the muffin man didn't tell anywun but old McDonald had a llama and it went ee-i-ee-i-o then it laid a golden egg, then They had to get milk but They didn't have a cow so They went to the market and kidnapped Skinny Cow and owner got mad but the skinny cow ran away from Them and jumped over the moon so They went and asked the three little pigs for some so the pigs gave it to Them but only chocolate milk becuz the pigs loved chocolate milk but They also needed flour so They asked Red Riding Hood to get Them some from her grandma's house but the tiny bad wolf who secritly had a selebrity crush on Nicholas Cage ate her becuz since the three little pigs didn't have milk they didn't taste as juicy, They asked why he ate her and he said because he was akshully a she, duh, and had to take care of Romulus and Remus, They said okay so They travuld off to mars and Bruno was there he sang Them a song twinkle twinkle little star and gave Them a flower, they thought flour wuz
The same as a flower so They went home
with the golden egg and the chocolate milk and the flower but They didn't have sugar so They went to Bilbo Baggins' hole and he was like heck no cos them dwarves already took my stuff, not counting Gollum, he be all like my precioussss, we wants it, we NEEDS it even tho he didn't akshully need all that stuff he wuzn't poor but Harry Potter wuz there he called Tinker Bell she said she didn't no wut sugar wuz when They described it she said she had some small little shiny things too that were sweet and she brot those but they were akshully
Pixie dust along the way Christopher Columbus and Captain Hook sneezed on her no one knows what this has to do with anything in the story so she brot the dust so then They went home but it was a mess cos Winnie the Pooh Pooh had just visitid and he was drinking his morning honey flavored coffee that tasted as bad as his own name from Starbuck's, he wuz watching the magic mirror news the news said he wasn't the fairest of them all he got bear type mad so They got big huge obese Ms. Muffet's itsy bitsy spider to scare him off he then went and started dating a piece of bread named Linda he found in the 3.141592653589795 acre woods but that was akshuly of Hansel and Gretel's breads so one day it wuzn't there anymor he cried and jumped off tha edge of the world and broke into a billion tiny pieces and all the king's horses and men cudn't put him back together again but Galileo said the world was round, They went to Kansas world a hurracayn came so They mixed up all the ingredyints golden egg the chocolate milk the flower and the pixie dust but sumhow They ended up in Oz Osborne, They didn't know what the flavor of the pie for Einstein should be so They robbed some corn from the scarecrow and his brain too for a little extra oomph to it that was an onomatopoeia that means a buzz boop bleep ding sound and They thought it wuzn't enough so They emaled Charlie Brown and he brot the great pumpkin along with Lucy, They boiled her up with the pumpkin and the brain and the corn and some bananas They got from Curious George, They added that to the pie then They went and dyed Themselves so They cud visit the unda-world that's where they manyufakshur
Unda-wear, They went
with Alice a Keys They cooked it there and the pie was done! So They platenapped the runaway plate and put the pie there also put a nife enside just in case something happened illegal They gave it to Hermes the messenger man-god to deliver it to Einstein and he said it was more beautifuller then the Mona Lisa but Shakespeare came up and said beautifuller was not a word and then they fot against each other in World War Z with Brad Pitt Angelina was mad cos Brad shudn't do that stuff so the war ended and then Hermes the messenger man-god finally thought of an awsum cumback and he wuz like its not like methink and thy and hath and hie and aught and hence and oft and hast and doth and whence and this might take a while and wherefore and ay and ere and dost and wast and nay is a word so... Shakespeare cried until he made the pusifik oshun so Ariel the little mermaid was born and be all like oooooh one of your worlllllld cos she was just plain weird like that that's how oppra was inventid, then, drum roll pleez, They showed him the pie Einstein looked at the pie made with a golden egg, a flower, chocolate milk, pixie dust, the great pumpkin, the scarecrow's brain, his corn, Lucy, and of course They's love... and then he said...
"guys, I meant I liked Pi." the end the cat died no seryusly Richard Parker dies at the end.
Pyoo doo poi pyoo doo poi pyoo doo pa padapapa ya!
