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HOI my name is alex Brow William , Washington pepe Gaskarth the VII aka: Donald trump.

My frends stick with Donald trump. By frends I mean my pet rock collection! Oh shit I have to feed them today. I have 740 pet rocks. I have a whole room dedicated to my rocks. Its basically a whole Room of rocks which I talk to daily. I have no frends... Existential crisis time. I'm not okayp

"Wassup ma homie" I sed to rocky Cena. Rocky Cena was my newest rocky. He was my favourite rocky. I broke a window with rocky Cena. I scolded rocky Cena by punching him like the gud mommy I am. I almost broke my index finger. I cried for 47 days straight. That's why I have no frends :(
Im a pussy
I have a huge crush on a boi in my class called jack Barakitty. He is so kawaii. I luv him more than rocky Cena. Maybe barakitty would like to see my Rocky's. That wud be gr8.

Then again he might think I'm lame.

Because I am lame :'(

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