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Ben started a chat with three others at 12:34 PM
Ben: Guys I have a really fucking great idea
James: What is it?
Ben has changed James name to MasterHoe
Ben: Death
Ben: Guys
Ben: Guys
Steve: Shut your fuck up.
Ben: No.
Ben has changed Charles' name to Sin
MasterHoe has set the emoji to 🐍
Ben: No but for real guys, my teacher thought I was a druggie today. I whipped out a fuckin advil outta my shirt pocket.
Steve: Why don't my teachers think I'm a druggie.
Steve: What horrible people.
Ben: You fuckin wanted to snort a pixie stick.
Steve: Yeah, from a plastic baggie in the middle of class.
Steve: Wanted to give them a frighten.
MasterHoe: Wait, didn't I give you that Advil you hoe?!
Ben: Perhaps.
MasterHoe: I literally told you not to get caught, I carry that shit in my backpack for god sake!
Steve: *Gods
Ben: I HAD A HEADACHE. IT WAS A VALID REASON TO WHIP IT OUT!
MasterHoe: So why don't you just whip out your dick then XD
Ben: yo that's a good idea
Ben: Remember fuckin Elizabeth snorted a kitkat. That shit is metal af.
Steve: The main concerning point was Mary had done it before.
Steve: Who just does that?
Steve: Fucking pit kids that who.
Ben: I want to fuck a pit kid
Sin: What the fuck did I miss?
Steve: A shitton of drugs.
Steve: Well "drug" in the sense of pain meds and pixie sticks
Steve: And kitkats/
Ben: Can I wear my mom's shirt 2morrow. It's a plain t-shirt but fuck it looks lit.
Sin: *sits in corner and whispers to self* when you Pan Af and don't know what the fuck to think anymore...
Sin has left the chat at 1:22 P.M
Steve: Fuck gender roles, wear what you want my dude
Steve has changed their name to Meme Daddy
Ben: well it's fuckin happening
Meme Daddy: Wait god fucking damn it
Meme Daddy: *God
Meme Daddy has changed their name to Meme Father
Meme Father: Less kinky. Way better.
Ben has changed their name to Benji :)
Meme Father: Sounds an awful lot like my brother-in-law Genji
MasterHoe: Rachel called me Daddy the other day...
Benji :): Am I kawaii yet
Benji :): I would call Eliza daddy if she was into that shit
MasterHoe: Maybe when YOU FINALLY ASK HER OUT AND YOU TWO FUCK, SHE WILL CALL YOU DADDY!
Meme Father: Kink shaming.
Benji :): I'm waiting for her to ask me out. It's gonna be a while considering my sexual appeal matches that of a smol potato.
Meme Father: You need to control your thirst dude.
Benji :): you never tell that to Charles.
Meme Father: You have a point.
Meme Father: But also consider this:
Meme Father: Fuck you and all you stand for.
Meme Father has left the chat at 1:45 P.M
MasterHoe: 🐍 Snek
Benji :): Fuck off father of Memes
Benji :): 🐍
Benji :) has left the chat at 1:46 P.M
MasterHoe has left the chat at 1:46 P.M
