"SHUT YOUR MOUTH BABY STAND AND DELIVER HOLY HANDS OH THEY MAKE ME A SI- HEY WHY'D YOU KILL MY SONG?""Cause you sound like a cat that just ran into a cactus! Now for the love of all things living and not Ade... STOP FUCKING SINGING!"
Ladies and gentlemen, my darling big brother! Note the sarcasm there.
"Awww did baby Jay not get lai-"
A hand flew over my mouth before I could finish. I then proceeded to lick him, earning an oh-so friendly glare from him. I smile, victorious. Haha, got you hoe!
"On second thought, I rather you just sing."
I stared at him blankly.
"Nah now I don't feel like it just because you said I can."
Out of the corner of my eye, I see him running a hand threw his hair, smirking. Did he - did he just use reverse psychology on me? And did I fucking fall for that crap? I rolled my eyes ignoring my previous thoughts and stared out the window of my brother's white range rover, as he drove by a park.
We were on our way to the infamous "nerd" school, Grand Miller High.
To be honest, I truly don't understand why its even considered a nerd school. I mean, yes we suck ass in sports and yes the school competes in a robotics competition almost every other week an- I'm really not proving my point very well, am I?
Ok so maybe this does sound pretty nerdy but these are not your stereotypical nerds with the plaid shirts, nerdy glasses, braces, bow ties, suspend-
My thoughts were cut off by the sound of my brother cursing and his door slamming. I turn to see Jay running towards a huge crowd starting to form in front of the school.
Holy crapolas! Is there actually something other than a Pokemon battle going on?!
Chasing after my brother, not missing any of the looks from all the promiscuous bimbos gawking at him.
I swear those things will fuck anything with legs.
I shot them a hard glare signaling them to back off. A grin crept up on my face when they backed away in noticeable fear.
I mentally took note of that and continued to the task at hand.
When I reach the crowd, I saw a couple of familiar faces in the center. One looked quite bored and the other one looked like he was about to rip the other dudes limbs off. Due to my genetics, I wasn't able to see clearly, so I started pushing past a bunch of people.
"Um excuse me, yeah sorry, excus-"
"ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT THAT SHES GONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
My eyes widen in shock when I saw fist flying. Next to me, I heard my brother curse under his breath running to go break up the fight. Some other random dudes started to help him out.
"AIDEN GET OFF HIM!"
"STOP HITTING HIM!"
"DUDE HE'S BARELY MOVING! LEAVE HIM!"
I looked down at the other dude getting his ass whooped by this Aiden kid and indeed he was unconscious. I acted immediately and jumped in to get Mystery Man, while Jay and the other 2 guys were attempting to restrain Aiden.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"
I flinched while everyone else froze.
Aw shit... Mr. Help-I've-Lost-My-Hairline is here aka Principal Gonzalez .
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HumorI look up to be meet with blazing, forest green eyes. Aiden. Holy fudgenuggets... I stared at him, attempting to calm my nerves from bubbling up. "What the fuck are you looking at psycho?" Everyone gasped and for a moment, he looked slightly taken...