The Store with One Direction
Once upon a time one direction went to the store. i was holding up a bra when they walked over to me. The bra had their faces on it. "ER ME GERD!" I scream. They got startled and walked over to me to see if i was ok, they then noticed the bra with their faces on it.They all laughed and asked me if i was ok. They then offered to sign my bra, i immediately screamed "YES!" i cleared my throat "yes." i said calmly that time. They all surrounded me and my bra and started to sign it.i backed into the rack of bras because of my clumsiness then quickly thanked them and ran away:) They probably think i'm a freak of nature now! YAY:/ I quickly peeked behind me to see if they were still looking and sure enough they were so i went back and invited them to shop with me, they agreed. "OOOOO! lets go there!" i said smiling and pointing at Forever 21. Niall saw a pink shirt he thought would look good on me in the window so he screamed "yes! and i'll buy you that sexy shirt!!" "getting to handsy with your words there, Mr. Horan." Niall smiled and said "sorry", i know he has a crushy mushy on me now! "no. im sorry." i stuck out my tongue and picked out a strapless dress with a black sparkly top and white and black striped bottom. Harry quickly said "Maybe you should pick out something more age appropriate" "Hell to the no, mofo." (instead of mofo its the actual words;) Harry snapped right back "YOU'RE LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD!!!" "Well, excuse me, but i'm not the one who gets hate everyday." i sassed. "IMMA BITCH ASS DICK DICK DICK DICK!!" I yelled throughout the store, Louis finding it funny and laughed. I fainted at the fact Louis thought i was funny, Louis then started singing the song with me. "OMFG THERE IS THE EPIC GLASSES I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR MY WHOLE LIFEE." I screamed and ran over a corn dog and fell on the floor of the Wal-Mart. Niall ran ahead of me and grabbed the glasses that had a picture of a dick in the lens. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE CHOOSING THAT PIECE OF SHIT?" I yelled at Niall. He stopped for a second and realized that i wasn't looking at those glasses but glasses that said one direction "haha" he said with an embarrassed face. I just made the duck face at him and ran off with my butt making a flapping sound. Louis chased me and then caught me "i like the way your butt makes that flapping sound" he said. I slapped my butt and wiggled out of his grasp and yelled, "THIS HOUSE IS FALLING APART." Harry ran over noticing i had recited a line from his favorite song. "What do you want?" i twerked against a wall. "I just wanted to tell you i love that song, and don't u think its inapropro to be twerking at your age?" Harry said. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no." I began twerking again. Louis smiled because i continued twerking but Harry frowned of disappointment. I frowned and stopped twerking on the wall and began grinding on Louis. Louis got a huge boner due to the excitement of the grinding. "I KNOW YOU WANNA DANCE WITH MEEE." I whispered in Louis ear. Louis stood up and started grinding on me but Harry went back to Liam because he thought the scene was horrid. I started to walk away from Louis to see what Niall was doing, but what what I saw was his pants around his ankles, masturbating. As i walked over to get a good look and big string of cum came and hit me. I yelled ewww and ran off, flinging my limbs everywhere, reaching Zayn and wiped myself on him. Zayn smirked, he knew that smell, he thought for a minute and realized it was Niall's cum. "You dirty bitch," Louis smirked behind me. I turned around and pulled that sexy bitch, Louis, pants down and started sucking his sexy 10" cock.. "I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY." Louis said then he cummed in my mouth. I spit that shit out on Harry and spoke, "THAT WAS LOUIS CUM." and ran away. Harry was disappointed in my teenage douchebag self so he wrote a song called teenage dirt bag for me. "You sexy motherfuckers." I started twerking on a mannequin in one of the front windows, I looked behind me and saw Niall fucking the other mannequin. Louis ran to me and started grinding me from behind., i then realized the walmart manager had been sitting in the corner masturbating to our scene., we decided our behavior was bad so we opened our lunch boxes for a pickle to shove in my vagina. All of the boys had boners for me but Harry, 'Hmm, fuck him.' I thought. Harry turned around to see Zayns large dick and immediately had a boner..."GAY" i screamed. Zayn just chuckled and began buttdfucking Niall. Niall screamed "I'M NOT GAY LIKE HARRY AND LOUIS (insert cute irish accent)" "SO THATS WHY HARRY ISN'T BONERING FOR ME!" "haha" Harry chuckled, very embarrassed his secret was out, then Mr.Pragoff walked in and saw me in the nude. "You should put on some clothes on, Cara (#newshipname)." and he left. Scarred by what he saw, once he left walmart he puked in a trashcan. "YES PUKE WHORE!!" I said laughing my guts out. I ran back in the store to have a three-some with Niall and Louis. Louis got his 11" inch cock out of his pants and started masturbating. Niall then repeated Louis by getting his 9 1/2 inch dick out of his pants. I pulled my pants down and got down on all fours. Niall started butt-fucking me doggy style. I started to yell "SAY MY NAME NIALL, SAY iT"." Niall, about to reach his boiling point yelled "CARA!!!" His dick exploded in my butt...i thought for a second "I'm gonna get prego because of you now!!" Niall froze and realized that if he had a condom on that he wouldn't have to risk getting me pregnant. "I'M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER!!" Niall yelled terrified. Louis still masturbating said "I hope you know that you cummed in her butt so she can't get pregnant." Niall and i were relieved that we wouldn't be having a baby together. I thought for a second, "where are Harry, Zayn, and Liam?" "Fucking each other..." Louis said disposing another article of clothing. "Haha" i laughed "let's go find them". We walked around the store looking for them, finally we hear *uh UH UH* Niall and Louis looked at me and then we bursted out laughing. Harry, Zayn, and Niall walked from around the corner and pulled their pants up. "We have had a great day together haven't we..... NOW LETS GO BACK TO THE HOUSE!" Louis yelled.
The End
