Now all of y'all that know me,
You know that I'm a Miami boy.
But it's the Dolphins, not just the Heat
That bring me pure joy.
The Dolphins are a team
Full of pure awesomeness, and with reason.
We had Dan Marino, Don Shula
And 1972, perfect season!
Now we are stuck with controversial or bad players
Like Richie Incognito and Lamar Miller
But we make up for them
With Mike Wallace, the Cornerback Killer!
So get ready, world
And don't even blink.
For the Miami Dolphins
Aren't as bad as you think!