Holy Shit KarKitty ~KarKat X Reader Kinda lemon OneShot~

You sighed as you wondered around your small apartment, boredom was hitting you like a shit canon. You had nothing to do, your friends won't answer your calls, your internet is off and your television isn't working. you groaned

What the fuck are you gonna do?

you gave another bored sigh and flopped onto your (Favorite Color) couch.

Maybe you should call up a bitch?

you raised your eyebrows and grabbed your cellphone, you dial a certain troll's number and wait for Him to pick up, he finally picks up "WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING SHIT DO YOU  WANT Y/N ?! " KarKat yells over the phone, you rolled your (Eye color) eyes and sighed "look, I'm bored. I bet you're bored so I was wondering if you'd get your lazy ass over here and maybe we could hang out or explode shit." You ask him the question. It takes  KarKat some time before answering "I'll be over soon, Bye fuckass." he then hangs up before you could even say goodbye

Wow... maybe you shouldn't of asked him to come over.

you sigh and get off your lazy ass and go to your room to get some actual fucking clothes

once in your room you look in your drawers for something to wear

'A bra and a cape...No'

'Batman costume... Maybe'

' A pair of jeans and a long sleeve shirts, perfect.'

You grab the jeans and the long sleeve shirt and undress as you slip into your new clothing, you sigh and head back to your couch and flop back onto it.

~~~Time Skip to where KarKat fucking Appears~~~

You hear knocking on your door and get up, you shuffle to the door and open it. only to see your grey skinned friend, KarKitty.

"HEY FUCKASS, I'M HERE. NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO YOU DOUCHEMUFFIN?!" he yells and you roll your eyes "well... my television isn't working and my WiFi is out... so uh...um...I-" you get cut off as your TV FINALLY flickers on. KarKat's face lights up with joy and you sigh "let's watch a fuckin' RomCom you piece of shit." you walk over to your couch and sit down, Karkat follows and does the same. You grab your remote and flick through a million of fucking channels.

Once you found a good RomCom that you and KarKat hasn't seen you get relaxed and watch the movie play, you stretch your legs and rest them on KarKat's lap, but he doesn't seem to notice because his eyes are basically glued to the fucking movie. you sigh and continue watching the RomCom

You burst out in tears at a sad scene in the movie and you grip onto KarKat, you and KarKat both just cry into each other's arms.  you nuzzle your head into his chest and sob.

After what seemed like hours of sobbing and tissues the movie skips to the lovey dovey shit and you sigh, still holding onto Karkat as you did when you were sobbing your ass off, You look up at KarKat to see his cheeks tainted a bright pink. You raise your eyebrows and wonder

What ?! why the fuck is KarKat blushing?!

you sigh and continue to watch the movie

Once the movie is over the credits play and you stand up from the couch "Holy fuck that movie rocked" you admitted, KarKat was looking down and didn't say anything. "Hey kitkat? what's wrong brah?" you asked poking him on the shoulder, he sighs and looks into your (Eye Color) eyes, as if he were lost in them. you wave your hand in front of his face and sigh "KarKat, what's wrong?" you ask again, he sighs again... "Y/M .... I think i... uh.... how do I fucking put this.... uhm... I...fuck this" you hear KarKat say as he gets up and kisses you, your eyes widen with shock

AHHUANSKXJCKD, HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IS HE KISSING ME?!

you think as he wraps his arms around your waist, you blush and kiss him back and wrap your arms loosely around his neck. you both flop onto the couch, with Karkat on top of you and you underneath... it's pretty awkward, as you both kissed you moved your hands up to his horns and stroked them, KarKat purred as you did so. you lightly smirk into the kiss and rub then more, he purs loudly and pulls away for air. he dives back into your lips to get another kiss, but this time he licks your bottom lip asking for an entrance and obviously you denied, he growled at first and tried again. You giggled and allowed, Karkar explored every inch of your mouth and when you two had to come up for air you did so.

KarKat was blushing like crazy and so were you, he looked at you . "Y/N... Will you be my Matesprite?" he asks and you nod. he dives in for another kiss...

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SORRY I KNOW THIS SUCKS XD, I'M NOT GOOD AT MAKING ...TROLL SEX HAPPEN XDDDD, ...I HOPED YOU ENJOYED? xD ~Maddy