everyone doubted him. everyone told him he couldn't do it. all little weston wanted was to teleport to japan but there was no way to do it. but finally he did. weston worked day and night to build a teleporter until it finally worked. weston built a teleporter. he invited all his friends to come watch him teleport at his house but when they got there, kalynn got jealous of weston's amazing skills, so she poured all of weston's chemicals onto the transporter. weston didn't know this, so when his friends came and he got in, he didn't go anywhere... but his top lip did. his top lip traveled all the way to japan and weston was top-lipless.
the end.