One Direction to My Chemical Romance

Chapter 3: The Coffee Accident and Laughing Fits

Chapter 3: The Coffee Accident and Laughing Fits

It was night time and we already on the road. The guys and I were smushed on the couch watching Nightmare on Elm Street. I was being crushed by Mikey and sweet old Frankie. I rested my head on Mikey's shoulder. Frankie decided to jump on the floor. The British are trying to figure out who's bunk who's. They're never gonna make it. I decided to FaceTime Brandi. It took a good long while for him to respond. I soon saw his face.
"Hi Brandi." I said to him.
"Hey Iris, who's shoulder you are using now?" Brandi asked me.
"Mikey's, Mikes say hi." I said while looking at Mikey.
"Hi Brandi, how are you doing?" Mikey asked Brandi.
"I'm good, you?" Brandi asked while getting something out.
"I'm doing just fine." Mikey said with a smile. Brandi chuckled.
"Yeah, sure you are." Brandi said Mikey. Mikey shrugged it off.
"So, how are the guys?" Brandi asked.
"Ray, and Gee are looking for food, Frankie is on the ground laughing when people get killed, and I am using Mikey's shoulder as a head rest and he doesn't mind, the British are figuring out who's bunk who." I finished. He giggled when he heard of Mikey's shoulder. Then Harry walked in.
"Iris, who are you talking too?" Harry asked me. Brandi rolled his eyes and stood to get something to drink.
"None of your British business" I said to him. Harry stared at me. Mikey handled it well. He flicked him off. Harry walked off hurt. I smiled at Mikey.
"Is he gone know?" Brandi asked. We both nodded.
"Iris I'm gonna make some coffee, want anything?" Mikey asked. I nodded.
"What do you want?" Mikey asked me.
"Coffee." I told him. He stood up and walked to the kitchen. Frank started to grin. I started to grin back. Brandi looked frightened.
"Why are you guys smiling like that?It's freaking me out" Brandi asked. Frank jumped on the couch beside me.
"My dear Brandon, we are going to prank the British." Frank said while acting sophisticated. Brandi facepalmed.
"Oh dear." Brandi said. Then we heard shouting.
"Brandi, where are the snacks?! We can't find them!" the voices shouted. Then I saw their faces. My friend Simon and Drew are there.
"HEY SIMON!!!! HEY DREW!!!!! HOW ARE YOU DOING??!!!!" I shouted through the phone. Then the two looked at the phone.
"HEY IRIS!!!! YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE, SO............WHERE'S THE FOOD???!!!" they both shouted. I shrugged.
"Well, bye Iris. I've got to help those dumbbells find food." Brandi said.
"Okay, EVERYONE SAY BYE TO BRANDI!!!!!!!!!" I shouted through out the bus.
"BYE BRANDI!!!!" Everyone shouted. Then Brandi signed off. Me and Frank walked to the closet and got prank supplies. We discussed the plans. Mikey walked in on us. We were both lying on the floor, looking at our plans.
"What are you two up too?" Miley asked us while handing me my coffee.
"We are going to prank One Direction." Frank said while looking up. Then I accidentally spill coffee ALL OVER MY ARM!!!! I screamed.
"SHIT!!! I JUST SPILLED FUCKING COFFEE ON MYSELF!!!!! IT FUCKING BURNS!!!! SOMEONE GET THERE ASS OVER HERE AND HELP ME!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I started to cry. Well it burns and hurts, and burns like I've been set on fire. Mikey grabbed a damp cloth and put it on my arm. May I also mention that it is really cold, but I just burned myself so it feels really nice. Everyone ran over to me.
"Oh my gosh, are you okay?" Gerard asked. I nodded. Then the British walked in.
"What's the problem? We are trying to get some sleep!" Harry complained. Then they saw my burned arm. Wow, it looks like, bad. I am always hurting myself. Zayn sat beside me along with Liam. Mikey tensed up. Frank closed our plans to make it look like we were doing something illegal. Mikey looked at my burn.
"Does it still hurt?" Mikey asked me.
"A little, but it hurts a lot when you touch it." I told Mikey. He told me to hold the damp cloth to my arm. He stood up and got the first aid kit. Zayn put his hand on my shoulder.
"Are you okay?" Zayn asked me. I nodded. Mikey walked back with the first aid kit. He also cleared his throat when he saw Zayn. Zayn scooted away from me.
"Should we take her to the hospital?" Niall asked. I shook my head. After my little burn accident, me and Frank continued our prank plans.

The next day, I sneaked to the bathroom One Direction uses. I switched the shampoo bottles. Heh heh heh, revenge is sweet. Frank is doing something else. My next assignment is too make a sandwich. Heh heh heh. Once Harry arrived, I put on my straight face. I handed him the "sandwich" and waited for him to eat it. He looked at me. I looked up from my clipboard.
"What?" I asked him.
"Why did you make me a sandwich?" he asked. I sighed.
"I am assistant to the band, since you all are coming with us, I HAVE to assist you. Like making food, running errands, and etc. And I am also a back up bass player. That means if Mikey gets sick or something, I fell in for him. I also help backstage too. Anymore questions?" I said to him looking bored. He took a bite out of his sandwich. I started to laugh. He spit out the sandwich. I started to roll on the floor laughing. Gerard walked in and saw me rolling on the ground laughing. He looked at me. I still didn't stop laughing. Until Mikey walked in and accidentally stepped on my stomach.
"OWWW!" I yelled. Mikey helped me up.
"Iris, I am so sorry, I didn't see you there." Mikey said to me.
"No problem, you made me stop laughing which helped." I said.
"Wait, you were laughing? I thought you were like dying of something." Mikey told me. I punched him in the side gently.
"Your unicorns are in serious danger Mikey." I warned him.
"No! Not my babies!" Mikey pleaded. Gerard chuckled and walked in the kitchen. Harry looked disturbed.
"IRIS, WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Harry asked me. Then Mikey and I burst out in laughter. This time, we were both rolling on the floor laughing. Ray walked in. He looked at us.
"I'm not even going to ask." Ray said. Then he jumped over us. We laughed even harder. Then Zayn ran in. Mikey and I saw his hair. We started to laugh again but even harder. Harry gasped.
"What?" Zayn asked. Harry gave him a mirror. Zayn was speechless.
"And we have a photo shoot today." Harry said. Zayn almost passed out when heard that. Frank walked in. He saw Mikey and I laughing and then Zayn. He started to laugh. This is going to be a good day...........

**Hi, sorry I didn't update yesterday. this is a really long chapter. but I'm hoping to update again! and my puppy is sitting on me. I'm gonna work on chapter 4. thank you all my readers! please please PLEASE comment. bye! :)