ZaDr One-Shots

Cuffs

I ran after Zim, a pair of handcuffs dangling from my hands.

"You can't get away from me, Zim! I'm going to show the whole world that you're an alien!" I yelled, wind running through my hair, trenchcoat flowing behind me like a cape.

Zim was just a little faster than me, and I soon lost track of him. I kicked the ground. Damn it! I can't keep losing to him! I won't let him win!

I heard a click, and flipped around. Zim was trying to handcuff me with my own cuffs. I'm not falling for that, slave boy.

I wrestled Zim to the ground, and handcuffed him with the other half of the cuffs.

"Hah! Victory for earth!" I exclaimed.

"No, it's not." Zim retorted.

"How is that not a win?" I questioned.

"I don't have the keys, and unless you do, we're stuck." He replied.

I looked through my pockets. I had left the keys behind. I ran my fingers through my hair, which, due to our height difference, threw Zim up in the air.

"What was that for?" Zim cried, rubbing his head.

"Oh, sorry. I wasn't thinking." I sighed. He was so light.

"Anyways, I think I've got a couple bobby pins in my pocket, so I should be able to get us out of this in a jiffy." I replied. I searched my pockets, and found one bobby pin. I pulled the plastic off the ends, and went to work.

Meanwhile, Zim's face was like an almost ripe tomato, mostly red with a few twinges of green. Noticing this out of the corner of my eyes, I asked him: "What's wrong?"

"Nothing! Nothing is wrong with the Almighty Zim!" He cried. I rolled my eyes. I didn't think he had a dirty mind, but I guess you learn something new every day.

I laughed, and kept trying to get it open. It was a fairly complex lock, and it made me wish I had more than one bobby pin.

"What's funny? Tell me!" Zim commanded.

I shook my head, and kept working on the lock. Zim shook my shoulders with his free hand.

"What is it?" He yelled.

"It's just, I didn't know you were into this kinda thing. Maybe I ought to get a whip out or something." I chuckled.

"What thing are you speaking of? Tell me! What does it have to do with whips?" He yelled.

"Nothing, it's not important. It's a bad joke, don't mind me." I replied.

Zim huffed. I had a suspicion he was going to look it up tonight. Oh, poor poor innocent Zim. It's kinda cute, actually, how innocent he is.

"I got it!" I replied as the lock clicked open.

"I just want you to know that the reason I was blushing was most likely not what you were thinking of." Zim snapped.

"Oh?" I giggled. "Why were you blushing then?"

"I... I... Oh, it doesn't matter!" Zim yelled.

"Oh now, come on, Zim. You've got me curious now. It's ok, just tell me what's up."

He stood there for a few minutes, glaring at me.

"You'll never know, you, you CLOD!" He yelled, running away. Someone has been watching way too much Steven Universe. I ran after him. "You'll never catch me!" He yelled at me.

"It's no use, Zim!" I panted. "I can just blackmail you until you confess. I mean, you blushing when you see handcuffs is quite incriminating evidence, you know."

Zim glared at me. I had managed to corner him in a corner, however, and he had no hope of escaping.

"Fine. Zim will tell. But you must promise him you will not tell anyone." Zim sighed.

"Promise." I replied, eager to find out what exactly made the Irken so embarrassed.

"Well, it's just, Zim..." He was struggling to get it out. "Zim... He... He found it attractive that you could use such a simple device to get out of such sophisticated handcuffs!" He yelled.

I blushed from head to toe. The funny thing was, his frustrated and angry face he made while confessing this was cute. Adorable, even. It made my heart pound, and the butterflies in my stomach go wild.

Zim tilted his head to the side. "What? Does this amuse you? Because that is sick if it-"

I couldn't take it anymore. I pushed Zim up against the wall, and kissed him on the lips. He seemed tense at first, like he was shocked. But then he started to relax, and it started to get more and more passionate. I asked for entrance into his mouth, and he agreed. Our tongues fought for dominance, shifting from one mouth to another. After a bit, I parted the kiss. He grinned.

"So, the Dib finds Zim attractive, eh?" Zim chuckled.

"Your point, space boy?" I replied coolly.

"Maybe the Dib wants to be in a relationship with Zim?" Zim replied.

"Touche." I snaked my arms back around Zim.

"So it's mutual?" Zim crooned.

"Yes." I kissed him lightly on the forehead.

Click

"Oh, and by the way, I've got you handcuffed to a pole, babe." I teased, and started running.

"I'll get you back, you handsome idiot!" Zim yelled.

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Hey, what's up guys?

Yeah, I referenced Steven universe. Come on, you guys! Peridot and Zim could totally be siblings! Like, Zim would be the cool older brother, and P-dot could be the kawaii younger sister!