Aries: paranoia.
Taurus: eating their fellings.
Gemini: their pet stole their bed.
Cancer: contemplating life.
Leo: too cold.
Virgo: binge watching.
Libra: Injustice.
Scorpio: texting their bae.
Sagittarius: crying.
Capricorn: tossing and turning.
Aquarius: plotting murders.
Pisces: too hot.