*TREVORS POV*
rICKY WHAT THE HELL i scream ricky is lying naked in a pool of milk with a butt plug up his asshole with pickles lining a trail that have previously come out of his ass. i look out the window and see jc and lexi driving away. whATTT/???/ I INternally think DID they all HAVE sex?????? WTF I leave ricky to his wierd ways and walk 2 the laundry room to get my new fresh clean socks. 2 my surprise there is a black lady and a white rapper standing there stealing mY FUCKING SOCKS?????
WHAT THE EVEN HECK DO u think UR dOING i yell WHO The FUck R U i yell louder
my name is michonne THE BLACK LADY SAYS this is my slave joey gattO she points to the white rapper
whY the fucK R U IN MY HOUSE i yell
WHY THE HECK WERE 2 YOUNG LOVES MAKING A BABY ON TOP OF THIS WASHING MACHINE the rapper raps
WHY THE HELL R U STEALING MY SOCKS i yell
"AYYYYy lmAO WHATS TAKin U SO LONg" i hear a boy yell "WHATS TAKIN U SO LONG IS IT CLEAR"
EXCUSE ME i yell WHAT DO U MEAN IS IT CLEAR the boy who yelled that walks in
uh hey im jonah green aYYy lmAO THE boy says
ricky runs in with a pickle sticking out of his asshole omg TREVOR DID U FIND MORE PEOPLE FOR MY FREE SEX PROGRAM YESSSNJIDNH FOLLOW ME THIS WAY EVERY1 START STRIPPIN NOW
rickY STOP i yell THESE ARE inVADERS they are TAKing MY socKS
WE AIN T Invading u we were cheCKIN 2 see if it wUZ CLEar in HEREAND obVI IT ISNT SO WE MIGHT have TO KIll You michonne says
whY ARE U CHECKIN to see IF ITS Clear WE didnt call for no FuCKIN SWAT team i yell
ITS THE FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCLYPSE U WHITE ASS NIGGA jonah says
zomBIE ARE U KIDDING MWE EWHAT TEH EHLL ricky yells I WAS JUST SHOVING PICKLES UP MY ASSHOLE AND CREEOIGN ON MY FRIENDS MAKING LOVE ON A WASHING MACHINE AND NOW THERES ZONBIES ARWE WE GOING TO DIE IS THAT A FUCKCING JOKE
i turn around and see ricky beING MAULED BY A ZOMBIE I GRAB A PICKLE OUT OF HIS ASS AND START BEATING THE ZOMBIE WITH IT AND it doeSNT WORK I START CRYIGN AS I VIEW MY FRIEND GET TORN TO SHREADS AND MY 3 NEW FRIENDS ARE TRYING ON MY new clean SOCKS WHICH noW HAVE rickys blood on thEM
THIS IS FUCKING NASTY i hear soMEONE SING what?????? IM PUZZLED??? IT SOUNDS LIKE ???? BVRENDON URREE??? FFOMR POIANIC AT TEHD ISOCN?????????/
END OF CHAPTYER 3
