Pineapples

Chapter Five

Dear Jordan,

Geez, already begging to have my man? Like come on, girl. That ain't cool. He is my favourite soda. Okay, that sounded weird. Let's just say Pepsi is not a guy, but just a simple drink, okay? Okay!

Back to the serious topic I have yet to get to... oh what was it... oh! Brandon. Dude I know he's noticed you look at him before. I mean, come on! You stalk him, like, 24/7! It's full on creepy... but maybe to him it's cute? I'm trying to give you hope here.

And I totally agree with the school thing. Maybe the reason our school has guidance counsellors is because of how early we have to get up! We're like groggy herds of mindless zombies!

Oh, and did I tell you that I'm getting a tattoo in a few weeks? I'm so pumped! I'll tell you all about it after I get it. People are already warning me it'll sting, but I don't think they know me well enough to know that I don't care about that. Ha.

Also, I think I ruined my reputation yesterday at school. I was just sitting in math class, taking notes, when all of a sudden, my phone rings, and no, it wasn't a little jingle that played. It was far worse...

It was the "I'm too sexy" song! I was so embarrassed! It was on full volume too, and the entire class just stared at me before they all laughed! Oh... I am so not going to ever hear the end of it.

Anyways, if you didn't notice, you cheered me up! I'm actually socializing with people rather than hiding all by my lonesome! The best part is, I made five, count 'em, five new friends! They are all interesting and funny.

Dang it... as much as I'd love to continue talking about my oh so flawless life, (I know I know) I have to go. Work calls!

See ya, dude!

-Hope.

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