"My boyfriend is better!"
"Mine is!" Ant glared at Jason, the other glaring back.
"Mine doesn't keep pet slimes!"
"Mine doesn't obsess over "butter!" Sky and Sparklez watched amused in the back, Sky nibbling on a stick of butter as Jordan pet Jerry, the little slime plopped on his lap.
"Hey, you know that I can fight with Jason on the better boyfriend; Sparklez or Ant."
"Besides, you're both wonderful bottoms." Sky and Sparklez smirked as Jason and Ant blushed furiously, quickly kissing to make up the argument before cuddling with the other two on the couch. Jerry settled on Jason's head comfortably, Ant crawling over to get him off.
"You two are too funny. No wonder I love both of you."
"Not me??"
"And you, how can I forget?" Silence was in the room, before Sky piped up. "But really, I think Sparklez is a better boyfriend."
"Ant is!" Jason glared at Sky, Ant giggling.
"Here we go again!"
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Crack/Random Minecraft Ships Oneshots
FanfictionThis is based on ships that are really weird or ones I thought of at the top of my head. Don't like, don't read. A lot of boyxboy. Any ship you request to be written (must be a ship that'll fit this book), I'll take into consideration and possibly d...