My real name is Harley, my friends call me Blondie, but the Captains call me Queen B, B as in bitch. You're probably wondering who the captains are and why I call them that. First thing to know about them is they're not captains of ANYTHING. Not any sports teams or school groups. That is just their nickname I gave them. Captain Jerk-off, real name Dylan, also my cousin. Captain Jackass, real name Jason. Captain Dumbass, real name Max.
