The name probably explains itself but you'll want to hear why that's his nickname. Two years ago around mid March, our English teacher was making us find "real" poems but since she wasn't there no one actually did that. We all went to google and searched poems of course stuff that came up was
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Etc.
So at the end of class we all were waiting by the door so we could run to lunch. As we were waiting me and Jake were saying poems we found/know. So I started saying
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Then I stopped a second and he said
Don't worry I'll be there too.
Then we both said
Not in the cage but laughing at you.
Then Dylan said to Jake, " Wanna hear the poem I found?" Of course he said yes cause there boys.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand but I'm thinking of you.
So, me being only girl by the door, my face kinda went from normal to wow you're something else. Yeah from that moment out he was Captain Jerk-off.
