Reader chan's POV
oze dayze I watz walking to the guild and I sewn Natsuu and Eyes shouted "HEYZ SALAMANDER HOWZ YA DOIN BOI?" OH NOTHIN WANNA GO TO MY PALACE?" He asked me "HELLZ YEEE MI BOII" so I ran up on him and shot him and he was like "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR BOIIIII?" "OH SORRY MY FINGER SLIP"
-Natsuuu Poc-
*goes into confessional*
"I KNOW THAT BISH DID NOT PULL THE FRIGGEN TRIGGER BY ACCIDENT"
-THE "BISH" POC-
*goes into confessional*
"Ha I totally did it on purpose"
*smirks*
+ aFtEr TiMe BOIII+
"YEOOO LETS GO TO THE PALACE BOIII" I say "oh sh8t I completely forgot about that LMAO ROLLING DED" "Okei Natsuuu I think I get the friggen point BOIII LETS JUST GO MAKE SOME SWEET CHILDREN!!"""!"!"!!!!!!! "um how the HELL do you make children?"
"OH MUH GULLY YOU'RE 4000+ YEARS OLD AND STILL DON'T KNOW HOW DUDEEEEEEE???????"
"UMM YEAH I'M NOT SOME RAPIST" "UHHHG DO U EVEM KNOW WAT A RAPIST IS????"""" He loks donw "EXACTLY YOU DON'T!"""!
"DHUT THE HELLZZZZ UP TERESA"!"! Sallamanzders sayz twos me "UMMMM WHO THE DICKENS IS A TERESA?????" EYEZ SHOTTTZZ BCK "SMHHHH UR NAME AINT TERESA?????"" sallamanzders assed me "UHH HELLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M _____ YOU FRIGEN RETARD
I seyz as Natsuuu Andz Eyes pull up at his crib "OOUUUUU noice palace my FUre Brethin nizzle"
"Oh thnxxxxxx m8" sallamanzders says "but heey umm lettuss go insde" Eye sez to stealmymanzers
"Okei" he repties we welk up thoze hunnit fights ouff stahairs Nahtsu getz tireds ouf mi welking slew sow hes picks mi hup and runshes ups tem stahairs, danggg BOIII those is a lot of stairs now time for lemonnnn,
•LEMON TIME•
Natsu drags me into the hitchen and starts kissing..... The lemon "BOII CAN YOU STOP KISSING TE LEMON AND HELP MI KOOK YA DUMB BOTCH" he looks at me and throws the lemonnn at mi hed "OUCH BICTH THAT HURT"
•LEMON ENDDDDD•
×RIP TO THE LEMON ×
