once upon a time a an old frog sat on a rock. he was too old to move so the young ones brought him nutrients that could be found in donkey feces and troll flesh. one day the donkeys and trolls were fed up. the donkeys were sick of having their poo poo stolen and the trolls were sick of sacrificing their young. so they retaliated. green and red. that was all the old frog could see. the young ones had slaughtered the trolls and donkeys to save their old pal. but now how would the old frog obtain his oh so special nutrients? the young ones carried the frog to the fountain of emotions where they found the god of tears and begged him for advice. the god of tears believed that the old frog could gather energy from the pools of the elves just over in fartington. so on the frogs went swiftly hopping along until they reached their destination.
