Savage Roses are red typed

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If a poem is made by me I'll put <M
If it's off the internets it'll be <IN

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I smell some bullshit
Oh no it's just you
<M

Roses are red
Shit is brown
Shut the fuck up
And sit the fuck down
<IN

Grass is green
Bogies are greener
Pretty sure
You can't find your weener
<M

Plastic is clear
Water is clearer
Your face is so ugly
You could crack a mirror
<M

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
The middle ones for you
<IN

Foxes are red
Wolves are grey
Your so gross
Your classed as a stray
<M

Farts smell
So does poo
I think you need a shower
Cuz you smell too
<M

Knights are badass
Kings are cool
Your none of these
You stupid fool
<M

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 20, 2017 ⏰

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