Adulthood//Phan

Back To The U.K.

IMPORTANT A/N READ THIS PLZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!FIRST, THIS CHAPTER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PUBLISHED ON ST.PADDY'S DAY SO SOME STUFF WON'T MAKE SENSE, ALSO, I THINK I'M GONNA START CALLING YOU GUYS LADDIES INSTEAD OF READERS SINCE ONE, READERS IS SUPER BORING AND BLEH, TWO, ALL OF THE OTHER COOL AUTHORS ARE DOING IT, AND THREE, JACKSEPTICEYE SAYS LADDIES AND HE'S FREAKING ADORABLE SO YEA! #Septishu💛#Septiplier💚 #DoYouSeeMyProblem?
Dan's POV

Dan: "Phil, wake up my little Phillion."

Dan: Phil and I were supposed to leave Japhan today and go back to the U.K.. I already packed up our stuff and made a large breakfast, now, all I had to do was wake up the sleeping Phil.

Phil: Dan was trying to wake me up even though I was just acting like I was asleep. After about 5 minutes I managed to pull Dan into the bed and made out with him. "Dan?"

Dan: "Yeah Phil."

Phil: I pulled him up close to me, making him want to kiss me super bad. "I've been up this whole time hahaha."

Dan: "I-I love you-" I tried to pull away from Phil after I said that, saying I love you was hard on me for some reason.

Phil: "I love you too Mr.DeepDimples!" I said, poking Dan's dimple, making him blush even more.

Dan: After Phil finally got up and took a shower, we got our luggage, left the hotel, and ate breakfast on our private plane.
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Phil's POV

Phil: "Can we have sex on the plane again?" I randomly asked Dan.

Dan: "I want to explore the plane, plus, didn't we have sex just yesterday?" I said to Phil, secretly sore from having sex back to back.

Phil: "Sure! We can explore the plane!" I said.

Dan: Phil and I unbuckled our seat belts and walked around the plane, THERE WAS A VIDEO GAME ROOM!!!! Needless to say, Phil and I stayed in the game room and played on the Nintendo Switch.

Phil: "Dan, can you pause the game quickly! I'm gonna get my video camera so we can make a YouTube video! We haven't made a video since our engagement if I'm not mistaken."

Dan: "Ok, but I didn't know we were on a schedule hahaha."

Phil: I got the video camera and Dan and I made a YouTube video, "modeling" the Nintendo Switch. My favorite game was the one where you MILK the cow. (A/N: Did anyone get that reference hahaha?)

Phil: "Dan? I have an idea." I said with a mischievous grin on my face.

Dan: "No Phil, I'm already winning the game." I said, knowing what was coming up next.

Phil: "ALL OR NOTHING! Unless you're chicken." I said, then dabbed. I know I know I need help.

Dan: "Fine Philly, but only cause I love you."

Phil: "I love you too." I started walking closer to Dan, and made out with him, for about five minutes.

Dan: "Phillion we're still recording hahaha." I said, pointing to the camera.

Phil: "We have sooooo much editing to do later on." I said, sighing.

Dan: "I bet the fans will go nuts if we don't edit this out hahaha!"

Phil: " True! Ok let's get back to the game!"

Dan: Phil and I played the Nintendo Switch for about five minutes until I lost feeling in my right arm because of some wizard game, making Phil win.
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Phil's POV

Flight person: "We are now landing in the U.K. guys! I hope you've enjoyed your vacation and next time you'll stick with Howlter Inc. anytime you're flying somewhere!"

Phil: I was trying to wake up Dan, he fell asleep on the couch. After we published the video we got 17K new subscribers and hit #4 on Trending!!!! The plane was about to land, but I didn't want our honeymoon to end just yet! I guess all good things have to come to an end at some point.

Dan: "Ph-Phil? I love you..."

Phil: "I love you too Mr.Llama but you need to wake up." I could tell Dan was talking in his sleep. Why is he so adorable?!?!

Dan: After what felt like the best nap of my life I woke up to see Phil blushing while looking at me. "W-What is it Phillion?"

Phil: " I got all of our stuff off of the plane and into a cab, and you were sleeping so adorably-"

Dan: I pulled Phil closer to me and kissed him. Our kiss deepened, our tongues fighting for dominance until...

Flight attendant: *Awkwardly knocks on door* "U-umm guys? Your cab is waiting for you..." This was the second time I had seen Dan and Phil doing something! First on the way to Japhan they were having sex like wild animals! Now they're about to have sex!  I need to get a new job.

Dan: "Ok, thanks...Becky." I said, looking for her name tag.
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Dan's POV

Once Phil and I got into the cab, the cab driver introduced herself, she was kind of rude too.

Cab driver: " Hi my name is Jessica and if you need anything get it yourself! I hate this freaking job!"

Dan,Phil: "Umm, Ok???"

Dan: After the most awkward cab drive ever Jessica said she wanted to take a photo with me, so I let her.

Jessica: I texted my friend Becky the photo with a hashtag: #JustSawTheTallestLesbianEver! I swear she was like 56'6!
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Phil's POV

Phil: Once Dan and I got to our flat I was ready to sleep in my own bed! Dan decided to make some pancakes and I went to our tv and turned on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER,overall it was a good night!
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Dan's POV

After a few hours of binge watching Buffy, Phil eventually fell asleep with my arm wrapped around him. I was about to fall asleep too but my phone rang. WHO CALLS SOMEONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING DOFIDJAKAODI?!?!?!?!

Dan: "Mushy mushy!" I said, imitating Phil.

Sean: "TOP OF THE MORN-"

Phil: I jumped up and took the phone out of Dan's hand. "Sean! Are you fucking serious right now?!?!?!?! Are you drunk at 2am?!?!" I said, remembering the St.Paddy's Day quiz he did.

(A/N For those of you who don't know what Jacksepticeye did on St. Patrick's Day, he took a quiz about St. Paddy's Day and every time he got a question wrong, he would take a shot of Jameson whiskey, back to the story!)

Phil: "Sean, you need to drink tons of water, and go to bed, now!" I said, then hung up the phone, and went back to sleep, Dan falling asleep with me.
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A/N: GUYS PLEASE DON'T HATE ME I KNOW I HAVEN'T POSTED IN LIKE FOREVER! ANYWAYS, SEE YA IN THE NEXT CHAPTER LADDIES, BYEEEEE!