dangerous love | andy hurley

french pina coladas

Five days later...
I was over at Andy and the rest of the guy's apartment when my phone started ringing. I picked it up to see it was Hailey was calling, I pressed the 'answer' button and said hello.

"Yo yo yo." She replied in a overly ecstatic tone.

"Yo!" I exclaimed but in a quiet manner, somehow.

"We're going on the boat and my mom said you can go with us." 

"Oh...well I'm actually hanging out with Andy today but maybe next weekend?" I offered and immediately felt bad.

"One second." She said and I heard the shuffle of fabric meaning she placed the phone on her shoulder. "Mama can Hanna's boyfriend come with us?!"

"Fine!" Hailey's mom shouted back in the background.

"Okay Andy can come." She said and I could hear the smile through the phone. 

I pulled the phone away and asked Andy, "Want to go on the boat?", in which he replied yes. "Okay Andy wants to go." I told her.

"You want to go, right?"

"Of course." I laughed and looked at Andy walking to his bedroom probably getting ready.

"Okay see you soon crippling depression."

"See you soon faggot." I replied and pressed the 'hang up' button.

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We got to the boat dock where Hailey's family and her were. Their medium sized fishing boat was ported on the dock, her mom putting towels in the storage area below the steering wheel, her step-dad cranking up the boat, and Hailey just stood on the dock awkwardly holding her safety jacket while wearing her glasses that her make her look like a faggot.

"Hello you bundle of sticks!" I exclaimed as I walked down the wooden dock towards the boat.

"Hello you onion and Andy." She replied and gave us safety jackets.

"C'mon kids! We don't have all day!" John, Hailey's step-dad, shouted but not in a rude manner.

"Listen here you whippersnapper..." Hailey trailed off and stepped into the boat sitting on the bow of the boat that was cushioned. I stepped into the boat as well as Andy and we sat in front of the driver seat where John and her mom sat. She got situated and ended up laying in that iconic 'french model' stance.

"Paint me like one of your french models." She said and started wheezing which broke both Andy and I into fits of laughter. We finally left the dock and the ripples of water turned into waves and eventually every other wave would cause the boat the shake and hit the water hard.

"My osteoporosis is acting up!" I shouted and and cuddled more into Andy's side.

"It's okay angel, I won't let you get hurt." Andy cooed and wrapped his arm around me allowing me to lay my head on his side.

                          • • •

We finally got to the restaurant that was next to the ocean we ported the boat to the dock we stepped out and sat at the the table located next to a patch of grass with rocks and two palm trees decorating the grass. The waiter came to our table and asked what we wanted to drink, we all replied with virgin pina colada except for Hailey's mom and John which they replied with regular pina colada. When he walked away Andy tapped on my shoulder.

"Our waiter looks like if Ray and Joe had a baby." He whispered in my ear. I looked back at the waiter while he was taking another table's order to see he was right.

"He does!" I whisper shouted and I then turned to Hailey. "Yo our waiter looks like Ray and Joe."

"Oh my god he does." She chuckled and looked at him.

                          • • •

After our lunch and the mix up of drink, we got the alcoholic drinks and the adults accidentally got the non-alcoholic ones. We walked to the boat talking about Roe, the name we gave to our waiter and we also talked about 'Keemstar' for some reason. After the even bumpier boat ride we got to the dock and Andy and I got in my car, driving home. I fell tired and fell asleep while Andy held my hand softly singing the random radio songs.