1. TALK TO A TOMATO
2. SING EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY
3. WALK UP TO A STRANGER WITH A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND AND YELL "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU TOLD ME THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE!" AND RUN OFF CRYING
4. GO TO A PLACE WHERE THERE ARE LOADS OF PEOPLE AND PUT YOUR RING TONE ON AND PRETEND IT IS A CALL, WHEN YOU STOP THE RING TONE SAY, "HELLO." THEN WAIT A FEW SECONDS, THEN SAY "NO WAY! HE'S GAY? GET OUT!" THEN WAIT A FEW SECONDS AGAIN, THEN SAY, "OH YEAH, THAT. YEAH, YOUR MOM IS GREAT! SERIOUSLY. THAT GIRL KNOWS HOW TO MOVE! AND HER HANDS? AMAZING! SO QUICK!" THEN WAIT A FEW SECONDS, THEN SAY "OH, YEAH! TELL HER TO MEET ME THERE AT 7! I KINDA HAVE TO GO NOW 'COZ I'M MEETING THE BOSS IN HALF AN HOUR. GOTTA SCRAM. BAI!" THEN WALK OUT.
5. SING YOUR ALPHABET BACKWARDS
6. HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR FRIEND ABOUT HOW APPLES ARE OBVIOUSLY BLUE
7. GO TO SUBWAY AND DELIBERATELY ASK FOR FOOD THEY DON'T HAVE
8. GO UP TO A STRANGER AND ASK IF THEY WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR FIRST KISS (IT'S EVEN FUNNIER IF YOU FILM IT!!"
9. TELL YOUR MOM/DAD THAT YOU ARE GAY
10. GO TO THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE IN A STORE AND PICK UP AN ITEM AND TELL IT HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS AND HOW MUCH YOU ADORE IT (YOU HAVE TO ACT REALLY EMOTIONAL)
11. THROW GRAPES AT PEOPLE
12. GO TO A SMALL CHILD THAT RESEMBLES YOU AND TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE THEM FROM THE FUTURE AND TELL THEM THAT THEY HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN THEIR HEADS AND THAT THEY HAVE TO TELL THEIR MOM/DAD ALL THE TRUTH ABOUT ALL THE THINGS THEY HAVE LIED ABOUT WHEN THEY GET HOME
13. WALK UP TO SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX AND SAY, "HEY, I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY AND WE HAVE ONLY JUST MET, BUT I WAS TOLD BY THIS MAN/WOMAN (WHICHEVER YOU ARE) THAT I SHOULD COME AND KISS YOU." THEN KISS THEM
14. BUY AN ICE CREAM OR SOME SORT OF SWEET AND GIVE IT TO A CHILD THAT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE NOT AS LOVED AS THEY SHOULD BE
15. ASK YOUR CRUSH IF HE/SHE WOULD PREFER SEX IN THE DARK OR DAYLIGHT, WHATEVER THEY SAY, AGREE WITH THEM EXCITEDLY AND WALK OFF
16. ASK THE UGLIEST GUY/GIRL IN YOUR SCHOOL OUT ON A DATE
17. PULL A SICKIE AT WORK OR SCHOOL AND DO ONE OF THE THINGS ON THE LIST
18. FOR A GUY: GO INTO A CLOTHES STORE AND GO TO THE BRA SECTION AND ASK ONE OF THE WOMEN IF THE ONE YOU PICK OUT WOULD SUIT YOU
FOR A GIRL: GO INTO A PHARMACY AND ASK ONE OF THE GUYS AT THE COUNTER WHICH CONDOMS HE WOULD RECOMEND
19. TELL A STRANGER THAT YOU LOVE THEM AND SEE WHAT THEIR REACTION IS
20. GO TO A TREE AND CLIMB IT, EVERY TIME A COUPLE WALKS PAST, DROP ROSE PETALS OR CONFETTI ON THEM (MAKE SURE NO ONE CAN SEE YOU)
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If you do any of these activities please comment the results :)
