Based on the rp CrossMayhem and I did at school XD
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Nikolai: Dad no, I'm underaged.
Niko's Dad: Come on, son. You have to learn. It'll just be a small, a very small cup. *holds up a toy pink tea cup*
Nikolai: . . . I'm not even gonna ask where you got that. *sighs* Fine.
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Niara: Le salt queen has arrived!!
Nikolai: TIIIICAH!
Niara: Oh hey Nikolai- wait omg! You called me 'teacher'!
Nikolai: TIIIIIIIIIIICCAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *nyoom*
Niara: . . . HEY HOLD UP NYOOMING IS MY THING YOU CAN'T STEAL IT!
Niara: *walks up to her uncle* Um... I'm afraid to ask, but what happened?
Niko's Dad: I needed him to learn to drink.
Niara: Uncle, vodka is powerful stuff. And Nikolai has very low alcohol tolerance...
Niko's Dad: Well how was I supposed to know?
Niara: . . . you could've taken him to a doctor.
Niko's Dad: Is it absolutely necessary?
Niara: . . . I'm going upstairs to check on him.
Niara: *is upstairs* Nikolai! I'm coming in! *sees Niko under thee bed* What are you doing?
Nikolai: ZHE APOCALYPSE *hisssss*
Niara: . . . the wat now
Nikolai: *points out the window* APOCALYPSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE
Niara:
Niara: That's a solar eclipse.
Nikolai: APOCALYPSE OR APOLECLISPES SAME THING
Niara: chill m8, it'll be over in 5-
Nikolai: THE WORLD WILL END IT 5 MINUTES?!
Niara: THE SOLAR ECLIPSE DUMBASS
Nikolai: O
~Five minutes later~
Nikolai: •O• NIARA YOU SAVED THE WORLD
Niara: Uh... Yeah, like 4 years ago... What does that have to do with-
Nikolai: NIARA YOU PREDICTED THE END OF THE WORLD ENDING!!
Niara: . . . kay?
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Hannah: Hey there Niko-kun. Why so glum?
Nikolai: Not a single word.
Hannah: ?
Niara: Alright class. An incident happened to one of your classmates so today we'll have an off day from battle strategies. Instead, we'll talk about alcohol tolerance levels and how you shouls be careful.
Muraku: I wonder who would drink at such an age...
Hannah: *giggles* It's funny coming from Levanov-sensei who drinks 13 bottles of vodka everyday.
Niara: It's actually 15. And yes it is ironic.
Nikolai: Save my soul
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Okay seriously, the referance is so clear here if you guys watch Cartoon Network XD
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These Precious Memories... or not.
FanfictionEvangeline: Hi! Eva here. You see, author decided to make this book because she and @CrossMayhem can't stop RP-ing about Danball Senki. So as a result, tada! This book was born and Niara and I are the hosts! Hannah and Nikolai will be here too, but...
