Naruto, Kakashi, Shikamaru, and Lee approached the gates and saw a group of bandits charge towards the gates. "This shouldn't be a problem," said Naruto as he wasn't in his Armored Me Form and pulled out a violin, "Song Style-"
"Oohohoho!" was heard from the trees as out of nowhere, preventing Naruto from performing the song as a girl with long neon white hair wearing a mask that covered her eyes and wearing nothing but a satin red bra with black laces and matching panties that tightly hugged her waist appeared between the group, "It appears that I need to entertain these unruly boys." Naruto watched as the girl charged towards the bandits and was about to rush in when he saw one of the attackers turn to stone after the girl kicked him. "No way..." said Kakashi with his visible eye wide at the sight, "It's Hentai Hime!"
"Who?" asked Naruto as the girl slapped a few bandits, turning their faces into stone. "Hentai Hime is a legend in Konoha, Naruto!" said Kakashi with giddy excitement, "Despite wearing only a mask and her underwear, Hentai Hime is a force to be reckoned with as she turns all who see her to stone!" Sounds like the Mero-Mero no Mi, Naruto thought as he remembered Luffy telling him about Boa Hancock, a woman who possessed a similar power. "Hentai..." said Hentai Hime as a pink heart formed after she kissed her fingers, "Kissy Kiss!" The girl blew the heart towards a few bandits before the heart blew up and turned the bandits completely into stone with hearts in their eyes. Hentai Hime then tightly hugged one of the bandits, squishing her breasts against the thug, and said, "Hentai Hug!" The bandit immediately froze into stone before the girl then turned to the three bandits behind her. "I ain't afraid of no half-naked girl," said the bandit in the middle before his face met satin red as Hentai Hime pressed her butt against the bandit's face. "Hentai Tap," the girl said as the bandit turned to stone while she playfully slapped the other two on their rears, turning them to stone as well. The fight continued as Hentai Hime kept turning the bandits to stone with many suggestive attacks before one of them had managed to cut her face.
"Uh oh," said Kakashi as he slightly paled. "What is it Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked before he saw Hentai Hime reach a hand to the bleeding wound on her cheek. "You ...cut my face?" said the girl as her hair turned into an obsidian black while an angered look was now on her face and her underwear was now looking like leather and latex, "You...you...YOU CUT MY FACE!" The girl's roared startled both the bandits and Naruto as an enraged Hentai Hime rushed towards them with a threatening look in her eyes. "That, Naruto, is Hentai Hime's Tsundere Mode," Kakashi explained as frightened bandits received backhanded slaps, gut-crunching punches, and the occasional kick to the groin from the girl, each bandits turning to stone from the contact, "When Hentai Hime becomes deeply enraged, her playful and innocent looking personality switches to a personality that is just as sadistic as Anko on a bad day." Naruto paled at the idea as he remembered how bad Anko was on one of her unlucky days and that memory sent a chill down his spine.
Hentai Hime then saw one lone bandit, the leader, as she began to crack her knuckles and said, "You're the last of the fucking bastards." The bandit leader smirked as he said, "If you think I'm afraid of some grouchy skank, then you thought wrong. I know I'm going to have fun with you." Drawing a steel blade, the bandit attacked but was stop after Hentai Hime destroyed the sword with a backhanded swing of her fist that not only turned steel into stone, but broke the blade. The girl then grabbed the man's jewels tightly, causing the brave bandit to yelp while feeling his friend turn to stone. "Never. Piss. Me. Off." said Hentai Hime as her grip kept getting tighter and tighter, "Fucker. Tsundere Heartbreaker." The sound of stone being crushed into dust was heard before silence echoed through the forest until...
"UUUUUUWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" the bandit leader cried until Hentai Hime sharply kick the side of his face, turning the frothing man into stone. The girl returned to normal and saw the Konoha ninja watching with shock while protecting the most precious valuables known to all men. "Hiya," Hentai Hime said cheerfully as she approached the group and gave them a cheerful smile, "It's nice to meet you guys again!" The girl observed the group until she saw Naruto and said, "You must be Naruto, or Straw Hat Ninja to others as I've heard so much about you!" Naruto nervously chuckled as he saw the girl reach out a hand to shake and respectfully backed down. Seeing the still bleeding wound, Naruto held a hand to Hentai Hime's face and said, "Let me take care of your wound." The girl felt the cut close before giving the blonde a smile and said, "Thanks, Straw Hat-kun. Bye-bye!" Before could respond, Hentai Hime quickly skipped into the bushes and vanished as Naruto looked to find not a single trace of her.
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Mugiwara Uzumaki (updates are slow)
FanfictionThree years had passed after the events of Straw Hat Ninja and now Naruto has returned from his training trip. What surprises does he have up his sleeves and how will he handle some of the new enemies that await him? But of course, Straw Hat isn't a...
