VICTON grocery shopping

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Subin: *gets into the cart* SOMEONE PUSH ME AROUND

Heochan: *pushes Subin around the snack isles*

/meanwhile in the meat section/

Seungwoo: What the fuck- WHO'S SCREAMING?!

-Heochan and Subin's screams in the background-

Seungsik: THIS IS WHY I SAID THAT ONLY THE TWO OF US SHOULD COME

Seungwoo: WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT TASTE DAMN IT

/meanwhile at wherever Sejun is/

Sejun: *staring at mochis* P-Park... PARK JIMIN *screeches*

Random Lady 1: *whispers* Don't look at him... He's crazy....

Byungchan: *mouth filled with gummy bears* OI WHO YOU CALLING CRAZY WOMAN SHOO SHOO

Random Lady 2: HOW DID YOU EVEN HERE US

Byungchan: Shhh *places finger onto her lips* Just leave.

Random Lady 1 & 2: *slowly walks away creeped out*

Random Lady 2: I don't know who they are but they're annoyingly hot... And the tall ass giraffe touched my lips *wheezes*

Random Lady 1: SHHH don't talk too loudly he-

Byungchan: *pops out of no where* Talking about Sejun and I aren't you?

Random Lady 1 & 2: LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE *runs out*

Sejun: Are we that good looking?

Byungchan: Guess so *continues eating unpaid candies*

Sejun: *stares down at his mochi* *whispers* ...but no one is more good looking than Jimin...

/Meanwhile at the Pet Food section/

-Seungsik and Seungwoo's argument in the background-

Hanse: *whistles while picking out cat food*

Sejun: The f- HOW WHA- *Hanse covers his mouth*

Hanse: Shh I have a secret love towards cats... *lenny face mode activated* Say one more thing and I'll kiss your cheek

Sejun: WHA- *Hanse pecks his cheek* YOU DISGUSTING SHITEU UGH YOU TOOK MY CHEEK VIRGINITY

Hanse: BRO WHAT THE FUCK

Sejun: ONLY PARK JIMIN CAN KISS THIS CHEEK *starts crying*

Random Old Man: Kids nowadays *sighs*

*someone comes into the Pet Food isle*

Subin: Yo what the fuck is goi-

Seungsik: *appears in mid air* I FELT SOME EOMMA TINGLES I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE WAS SWEARING...WHO WAS IT?

Sejun: *coughing because of the smoke* WHERE DID THE SMOKE EVEN COME FROM

Seungsik: Magic....

Subin: *shOOK ASF* Eomma tingles... exist?

/All the members went to the Pet Food isle/

Heochan: What's going on?

Subin: Seungsik isn't human... he just fucki- I mean... He just popped out of no where and there was smoke and HE CAN SENSE IT WHEN WE SWEAR

Seungwoo: THE F- NO WONDER?! I WAS SHOUTING TO HIM AND HE STARTED JERKING AND SHIT AND HE LIKE... TELEPORTED OUT OF NO WHERE

Seungsik: Er-

Hanse: Seungsik Hyung... *grabs him by the shoulder* Are you an alien...?

Heochan: *whisper shouts* No...He's a potato...

Hanse: Shut up hoe... SEUNGSIK WHAT ARE YO-

Seungsik: I-It's true... I'm a potato... I'm a potato that was meant to be eaten in vegetable curry but I transformed into a human... I-I'm sorry...

Everyone: *slowly walks away from emo seungsik*

Seungwoo: ...See you at the dorm? *suddenly runs and everyone follows*

/Seungsik was all alone in the Pet Food isle, crying as he held his sibling in his hand, a Potato/

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