NateWantsToBattle X Reader Oneshots #Wattys2017

NatePat

Random Natepat oneshot that is partiallt dedicated to mah bae n_natepat5ever_p <3

Nate's POV

"Nate... come on! The focus group is in like ten minutes! We need to go!" Matt pushes me out the door.

"Ugh... I don't wanna go..."

I never actually wanted to go. I'm kinda being forced by Matt. I mean... why do I need to tell strangers about my personal life?

Honestly...

Always in Focus

Finally. We're here.

After a few minutes of waiting, we walk in to see a man with shoulder-length, dark brown hair and a beard and moustache. He's wearing a casual red shirt with a black dress-jacket over it.

A few other people walk in, none that I recognize, of course. One has long, brown hair that reaches her hips - she's wearing a Legend of Zelda shirt. She walked in with another woman who's wearing a... NateWantsToBattle shirt. Heh.

Seperately, a man with slicked-back, brown hair walks in. He also has a bit of a beard. We all sit down.

"Alright everyone, I'm gonna ask questions, and I want you guys to tell us your answers you wrote down,"

"This is so stupid..." I mumble.

The two girls whisper and smile a bit. The brown-haired guy seems nervous. Matt holds my hand and smiles.

"Alright so... what would you say you do for fun? Matt?"

"I like looking up information on my favorite games!"

"Nice!" the questioning guy says. "Amanda?"

The girl in the NateWantsToBattle shirt coughs.

"Umm... roleplay with people... listen to music... or write fanfictions,"

"What about?"

"...NatePat..." she blushes a bit.

Matt and I both laugh a bit and smile.

"Alright, Kate?"

"Roleplay, watch Anime, play videogames, write, sing..."

"I like you," he laughs. "Jal?"

"...It's Sal," the brown-haired guy says.

"Alright Jal,"

"...I like to kiss people's abs..."

"...Kiss their abs?"

"Yeah, it's... sorta a hobby..."

"...Okay... Nate?"

"Singing, videogames, Anime,"

After about five more questions... Sal won't answer.

"Hey you, what was your name?" I ask, looking at the question guy.

"Brian," he laughs, "Brian Quinn,"

A guy with a mostly bald head and spiky, thin hair walks in. He's wearing a lavender shirt and jeans. Following him is another balding guy who's wearing a stupid blue suit.

"You were just on a hidden camera TV show called Impractical Jokers!" the guy in the blue suit says, "I'm James Murray, and this is Joe Gatto,"

"Yeah, I was challenged to say all the stupid stuff Q wrote for me," Sal laughs.

Matt looks at me nervously. "Um... I guess it's better to do it now than never then?"

"Do what, Matty-"

Matt pulls me in and kisses me passionately. The two girls squeal and the four guys smile.

"Glad our f**king stupidity could bring you together!" Joe laughs.

Matt grabs my hand and we leave, hearing squealing behind us to see those two girls.

"Nate? Matt?" the one in thr Zelda shirt asks, stopping us.

"Can we take a picture with you?" the other one asks.

"Sure!" I laugh.

We all take a picture and the girls thank us and walk home.

"So Nate... today was... weird,"

"Yeah, but you confessed... which I was gonna do when we got home..."

"Ooh! Maybe you can confess another way..."

I wiggle my eyebrows and laugh.

"Leggo!"

Omg this was so fricking short. 555 words. I can do better than this!

So AMANDA (n_natepat5ever_p) ID BAE SO GO CHECK HER OUT. She had much better NatePat content on her profile lol.

I tried. I'ma try on my trip to Missouri tomorrow too.

Love y'all! <3