33; Shape Of You

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warnings: only kinky

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im in love with the shape of you joe

y/n???

we push and pull like a magnet do

have you just come outta an english class?? whats with the metaphors or whatever they are babe

  Although my heart is falling too 

is this your way of saying i've done something wrong? please tell me! i'm in a meeting as well, so it needs to be quick y/n x

 I'm in love with your body

i'm so in love with yours too, but stop, i'm gonna get a boner if you don't stopppp y/nnn

And last night you were in my room  

yes, i was it was fun. we live together? are you okay? this is a bit worrying babe x

  And now my bedsheets smell like you 

well that's predictable. but do i smell good? ;)))))))))))

Every day discovering something brand new 

okay very interesting. but still weird babe. 

if this is about us not getting it on as much, i promise tonight will be great :))

  I'm in love with your body 

you've used that already, but i love yours so much. i've had to come to the bathroom bc KINKY AF

  Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I     

what have you taken and when??

  I'm in love with your body 

y/nnnn please explainnnnnnn

Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I   

i have no idea whats going on

HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK JOE

you're back, normally. whats going on

HAVE YOU NOT TAKEN NOTICE OF THE CHARTS

NOPE

FFS. LOOK UP SHAPE OF YOU BY ED SHEERAN

is this a bloody song lyric prank???

hahahahaha

you're evil. i wasn't lying when i said i had to leave the room bc i was getting a boner

omg joe. go back to your meeting. i love you babe

grrrr. i love you too. i was worried you were gonna break up w/ me at one point! xx

never, i love you too much xoxo

awh x

byeeee xxx 

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