Internet Lovers

- Internet Friends -

× I can't do this anymore *sigh* My brain has no more ideas...

*reads a bunch of fanfictions* OMFG I JUST HAD AN IDEA *tablet dies* I'll just use my phone then...
*phone dies* I'll just check if my computer has battery *computer can't connect to WiFi* WTF is life?! ×

Namjoon:
Hi kitten

PikachuKitty:
Hey

Namjoon:
When are you gonna send me a pic of yourself

PikachuKitty:
I don't feel comfortable with my looks

Namjoon:
I bet you're pretty
Now send me a picture

PikachuKitty:
>< I look ugly
Imma break your screen

Namjoon:
I doubt it

PikachuKitty:
No seriously...
I'm ugly a f

Namjoon:
Don't say that... you probably are pretty

PikachuKitty:
I have to go
My brother's home

I turned off my phone...
When would I be able to see her?

I heard a ding coming from my phone...
Was it her again?

FluffyLlamaDumpling:
Hey

Namjoon:
Hi... who is this?

FluffyLlamaDumpling:
'kitten' is ma bff

Namjoon:
How do you know what I call her?

FluffyLlamaDumpling:
I stole her phone.
Duh.
Plus I'm her bff, I have her account password

Namjoon:
Okay
And
Why'd you text me

FluffyLlamaDumpling:
Becuz she's like ma lil sister
and I gotta make sure you good enough for her
I gotta make sure u ain't a f-boi
And
You wanted to see her,
So here is your wish

Namjoon:
Uhhh

FluffyLlamaDumpling:
You are so fucking welcome for this...
I'm risking my friendship.