1)buy a sword
Name it kindness
Kill people with kindness
Wait for police
Police:what did you do
Me: killed them with kindness
2)Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
The third one is for you
3). (Mum is taking forever to cook)
Me:mum wtf
Mum : what
Me : wheres the food.
4). Elephant asks camel ."why do you have breast on your back.Camel irritated
Camel:that's silly for someone who has a dick on his face
