Dumb Breh's

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kmt , brehs annoy me ya na.

some people enjoy being a lighty...

i dont.

Febuary..

Biggafish , what a treeeeeeeekk .. how can i be coming all the way out of ma ends just too go to some rave?

No liee i looked keeeeeeennnnnn.

trusss , berr man wer clocking face ya zimme

ma red addidas shorts tracksuit & white crop top, just short enough to reveal my belly piercing , the neck was low enough to show some clevage aswell, quater of ma hair was canerowed the rest was left down curly cah i kno after this rave ma hair's gonna look a state so i just left it natural init.

going through up to swiss.. i swear down the 31 iss somee baiiiiiiiiittt bus like.

being a lighty with green eyes doesn't help yeaa .. anyway

i got to swiss with ma girl shavvi & got off at kfc to catch the jubilee linee to da o2 areana at the station ..

someeee bait ass berr started calling ma name , beforee i looked up andd rahhhhhhssss'd thee person's neck shavonne turned round & clockedd their facee..

"WARGWARN SNIPEEZZZ"

"wah you on shavvi?"

i cud see him at thee corner of ma eye tryna clock face .

"ahh nuttin - we're on our way t'.."

"-watta gwarn lexi ? "

i looked up , ma guy was biting his lip and all sorts. i just kiss my teeth and carried on walking .. dumb sideman.

he just looked me up and down .. attempted to cut eye , didnt work though.

shavonne was still eager to talk to him.

from time i knew she liked him

she just didnt want to admitt it

" as i was saying we're going biggafish init"

"what?! lexi your going biggafish and you didnt think to holla at man "

"no , why shud i need to ? "

berrrr airing ma girl like & tryna talk to me... dumb fuckarriee.

shit , i just talked to him .. no hes gonna find conversation.

noo liee hess itee init

hes nicee built , round 5ft 10 , black but he had portuguese in him , which blessedd him with hazel eyes , a thin moustache or how i wud put it .. bumfluff abovee hiss lip , hiss left eyebrow was slit twicee, a piercing in each ear , cooliee hair which was canerowed back at the moment withh somee sexy shape up.

but hes a man hoe .

straight up , no lies , no hiiding hes a man hoe.

that brehs with another girl every 2 days.

andd if hes not with another girl hes getting head off one.

he was born to do pornography i swearrrr...

before i noticedd we were downstairs in thee ticket hall .

"so , what you aint gna say thank you ?"

"kmt for what?"

"yea- for what?!"

thissss dumbb girl , if you like him 079 him bruvvv what iss this?!

"for walking you down here inih" berr gavee mee a wink.

"thank -"

"NOTT MEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOY" that had to come out of ma mouth , she was bout to say thank you to HIM?

"what?! bruv you tryna violate?"

"yeaa im tryna violatee , whoo daa rahhss toldd you to walk up downstairss likee i aintt capablee of doinggg it myselff , skinny ass brehh. " i kmt'd hee wass startingg to annoy mee bruv.. & thee train wasnt coming for another 11 minutess.

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