OH yEs DadddY KrABz

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The GirAfE squaels in Yumminess as Phil fills his insides with the phandom

DAn licks his KoolAid DyEd lips and eats a teacup

"Phil u chEEkY cow, ur hEad is LongEr thaN my LifEspaN" Dan whisPers into the depThs of PhiL's earDRum

DAn kiZses the SheLl of PhIl's armpit "mmMmmM pHil dId u mAke sum mAxOroni and Chex??1?!"

"0Nly 4 u Daniel the Spaniel" Phil's moist breath brushes against dan's fringe.

DAn shivers in Delite as his goosebumps rise from his foreskin

DaN's wenis poPs out like A turTle coMing fROm inside itS ShelL

DAn graBs Phillip Moe Lester's hands and rubs them Against his KooL AiD packet ;)

"H-hey Phil~kun c-can u (FUX ME IN THE AZZ) open-n th-this koolaid for me??"

"OFc hunTIE u Can sIp on my TrooTie" mOanS phIL

BUtT theN a moOIst toWElette wadDles in FrOm SHREK's SwAmp and SmacKs Phil's ass

"Oh YeaH Mr KrAbz" SCReamS Phil in AgonY

dAn fEeLs a Ru$H of JeaLoUs in HiS veIn sO he bOmbArds the kOOlaid man with FUN facTs

"Did u know that if u cut ur veins open and stuff cookie dough in them it will take 3 days for it to cook, due to your veins being 35 degrees Celsius, and U can cut them open and eat the coOkie dough 4 a snAck"

The KooLAid man sequels and hiDes in a Corner "BOI" PhiL whiSpers.

UNTIl NexT tiEm

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