Khonjin: MY MAIN MAN, GINO!
Gino: What the...?
Khonjin: Didn't you hear? J has 280 reads on this book! Oops I broke the fourth wall...
Gino: ...what-
Khonjin: NOTHING. Anyway, J's a wattpad celebrity!
Gino: No they're not...
Khonjin: ...HAHAHA YEAH THEY ARE, FUCK YOU!
Gino: They're a piece of garbage like you...
Khonjin: Oh yeah? Well tell that to @ChaoticWave7
and @LivvieCat
and @Fandomsquadz
and @deathcatstories
and @CreekOnFleek
and @imgaywoops
and @sunshell
and @Skyethekiller102
and @BandedAid
and _Zen-Senpai_737
and @_GlowStix_
and @PrinceMatt-
and @xquasar
and @Bae2669
and JustLindsey101
and @DONUTZZZZBOIIII
and @Berthuly1995
and @Frozen_PoisonIvy
and @Vashcat
and @The_FedEx_shipper
and @CommunismIsKey
and @Birdflash777
and @RandomWriterO_o
and fandom-wrecker
and @InkShadez
and jimmy_x_max
and Jedi_Smuggler
and @GalaxyKawaiiKitten
and iameddsworldtrash
and @-gonerJenna
and mockingshuck
and _peter_johnson_
and @EddsTrash
WHY ARE THESE NAMES SO GODDAMN LONG?
Gino: Well if they're such a big celebrity, why don't they go be famous, and bring you with them so you NEVER COME BACK?!
Khonjin: You know what? I think we will.
J: *crashes through the window* I'M A WATTPAD CELEBRITYYYY!
Gino: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
J: Oh, I was just following the plane-*plane crashes through the side of the pizzeria*
A/N: THANK YOU ALL FOR READING MY SAD EXCUSE FOR A BOOK AND ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT. I'M ACTUALLY REALLY HAPPY WHAT-
J signing out ♡
YOU ARE READING
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