Creepypasta x Assassin! Reader

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You woke up the sun shining through your window. You groaned in annoyance as you covered your head with your pillow. That's when Destiny and BEN_Drowned snuck behind you, each holding an airhorn, before smirking at each other. You yelped to two loud blares screaming into your ears. "Good job Destiny!" "Thanks BEN!"

You picked yourself up and glared at the two. Destiny and BEN_Drowned flinched. "Why are you guys waking me up?" You asked with annoyance. "You have work. Also, it's Tuesday." Destiny explained, you sighed and picked up your snipper and pistol. "I'll see ya later."

You walked down stairs to see Sally feeding both your dogs for you. "Hi (y/n)! Is this enough food?" You looked at the bowls your dogs were munching down on, it was a little to much, but it was fine. "That's perfect Sally. Thanks." You said as you walked into the kitchen.

Jeff walked in to see your uniform as you grabbed an apple. Toby was eating his waffles before Jeff just had to comment on the outfit. "Why are you dressed for Halloween?" You flattened your eyebrows and looked at Jeff. "Hey Jeff, let's play a game, it's called 'Fuck off'. You go first." Toby got up and yelled "OOOOOOOOOH" as he high-fived you.

"Pffft. That wasn't even good anyway." Jeff said, was this a challenge? You were the (king/queen) of burning people. "Ok. Let me try again." You said as you tossed your apple core into the trashcan.

"What did you eat for breakfast Jeff?" Before he could answer, you gave the roast. "Bitch flakes?" You held your hand out as Toby slammed his hand on yours. Jeff was growling as you adjusted your snipper riffle's strap. "Anyway, I gotta go to work. See ya."

You walked out of the kitchen and out the door. Before looking behind you, you caught a knife that was about to hit your face. Toby was snickering as Jeff whispered 'oh shit'. You stabbed the wall and closed the door. Not ten seconds later, you heard Slenderman yelling at Jeff.

Gotta love life.

- After Work -

You were walking through the woods, covered in blood and wounds. You just had to kill those kids. Wanna know what happened? Their parents hired killers to find you and, well, kill ya. You killed them though. You limped to the door and placed your bloody hand on the handle.

You turned the handle slowly and pushed the door open.  EJ and your dogs were in the living room as you used the door to help you stand. "Holy shit. What happened to you?" EJ asked as he got up and trotted to you.

"Work, killers, the normal day." You replied, EJ helped you to the couch as your dogs started to whimper. "I'm ok guys. It's not your fault, it was your day off." You reassured as EJ went to get help. You tried your best to not bleed on Slender's couch.

You closed your eyes and touched the wound with a large shared of glass in it. You bit your lip before gripping the glass and slowly pulling it out. By the time Slenderman and EJ came, you pulled the shard out and laid in on the floor. "Are you alright?" Slenderman asked.

You shrugged and kept pressure in the wound. "A bathroom and fresh clothes would help. I can do the rest." You said as you slowly stood up. Slenderman helped you walk to the bathroom and went up to your room were Destiny, BEN_Drowned, and LJ were playing Go Fish.

"Destiny, where is (y/n)'s clothes?" Destiny pointed to your dresser before Slenderman went over and got you the necessary clothes. "Is (y/n)... ok?" Destiny asked, Slenderman stopped and took a breath. "She says she will be fine. I somewhat doubt that." Destiny looked down before LJ placed his hand on her shoulder.

You, on the other hand, were cleaning wounds and placing large amounts of bandages on them. Slenderman knocked on the door as you wrapped your torso in bandages. "I have clothes for you." You limped to the door and opened it slightly. You quickly took the clothes while saying 'thanks'.

You got the clothes on, which were a large shirt and baggy clothes with undergarments, before cleaning up the mess and throwing your bloody clothes away. You had taken apart your sniper and rifle to clean them before you saw EJ at the door. "So, you ok?"

You nodded before saying "put these on the counter please." EJ did so and watched you clean the gun parts. "How long have you used a gun in general?" EJ asked as you placed the parts of your pistol down. "About 10 years." You answered as you cleaned the butt of the rifle.

EJ nodded before holding the riffle's barrel. After a few minutes, plus the talking, you had the gun parts cleaned and ready for tomorrow. EJ helped you put the pistol and sniper back together before you both went to the living room. You placed the sniper and pistol on the ground next to the couch.

You gave out a sigh in tiredness before your dogs got up and laid on you. EJ got Animal Planet as you petted (2d/n)'s soft head.

Maybe the guys weren't as bad as you thought.