Astrology X MBTI

The signs as cheesy pick up lines

Aries: I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Taurus: I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

Gemini: You must be a keyboard because you're just my type.

Cancer: Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy.

Leo: Do you have a library card? Cause I've been checking you out!

Virgo: Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Libra: Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.

Scorpio: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Sagittarius: I think there's something in your eye, oh wait that's just a sparkle.

Capricorn: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Aquarius: You remind me of chapstick because you da balm.

Pisces: You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.