You were walking home from a blind date, grumbling to your self "I can't believe it, I messed up big time, the first normal guy ever and I scared him off immediately." You could barely notice the strange shadows following you. That's when you heard this "What's a pretty lady like you doing in the streets alone?" You turn around to see some stereotype thugs from a comic book. You turn back to run when your face first to a... Giant grape soda...? " Fear not citizen I shall protect you" the soda would scream as it started unrealistically beating up the thugs, that's when one of them attempted to grab your purse but you managed to punch a hole thru him, that's the exact moment that you realized you were actually a alien with super strength then you start beating the crap outta the thugs but at what cost? Right about as you start to what a way you can hear "Urghhh" you turn around to see the giant grape soda crushed with soda leaking out. You run over to try and help him and hold him up, he would speak his dying breaths into your ear "you can save a lot by using Gieco insurance" and then he died. You would scream into the night in the most dramatic way "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and then you would realize it was all a dream and went back to head only to end up in a dream about ponies with machetes. The end
